*MEDICAL FACT*
*Did you know that, if you bathe at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee, you will still die when your time comes* 😀
*Thank You for Your Focused Attention* 😉😂
Jung Sir Par Hai
Or
Maine Abhi Tak Naye
Kapray Bhi Nahi Silwaye
KATRINA dekhe Gi Tou Kya Soche Gi 😉
Shohar: Is Mahinay bohat kharcha ho gaya
Biwi: Pata Nahi ..
Khud list check kar len kahan kahan kharcha huwa
1500- milk
900 - AJKG
4000- veggies
1100 - AJKG
1800 - washerman
500 - AJKG
3500 - maid
800 - AJKG
6000 - grocery
1500 - AJKG
1800 - electric & water
1000 - AJKG
..
..
..
Shohar: Ye AJKG Kya Hai?
Biwi: ALLAH Janay Kahan Gaye 😂😂😜😛
Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the mosque...
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?
Patient : No...
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers
and
watch people more stressed than me.....
and my stress goes away. 😂😂
Pichly Ek Saal Se
Jisay Main Shadi Ka
Wazeefa Samajh K
Parhta Raha Hon..
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya
K
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣
Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka
Dard Samajh Sakti hai
.
Isi Liye
Maine Soch Lya Hai K
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉
Raat k 2 bjay
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha
aut ghussay mein aa k begum
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha
aur boli
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁
Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli
..
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack
Ho Gaya Hai,
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai,
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!
Wo
.
.
.
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁
Mian Biwi mein bol chaal
kafi arsay se band thi..
Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein
Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch
dhondny ki adakari shru kar di.
Biwi se raha na gaya tou tang aa kar poch liya:
Kiya dhondh rahe ho..?
Tumhari Zuban dhondh raha tha
shukar hai mil gayi.. 😛😂
Modern Beizzati"
Boy to Girl:
I Love You & Want to Marry You
Girl:
Apni shakal dekhi he..?
Boy:
Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon
werna
Angelina Jolie k pas na jata.. Churail.. ;) :P :D
