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When You Feel Stressed

Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the mosque...
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?
Patient : No...
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers
and
watch people more stressed than me.....
and my stress goes away. 😂😂

Shadi Ka Wazeefa

Pichly Ek Saal Se
Jisay Main Shadi Ka
Wazeefa Samajh K
Parhta Raha Hon..
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya
K
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣

Aurat ka Dard

Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka
Dard Samajh Sakti hai
.
Isi Liye
Maine Soch Lya Hai K
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉

Raat Kay 2 Bajay

Raat k 2 bjay
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha
aut ghussay mein aa k begum
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha
aur boli
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁

Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack

Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli
..
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack
Ho Gaya Hai,
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai,
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!
Wo
.
.
.
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁

Mian Biwi Ki Bol Chaal Band

Mian Biwi mein bol chaal
kafi arsay se band thi..

Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein
Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch
dhondny ki adakari shru kar di.
Biwi se raha na gaya tou tang aa kar poch liya:
Kiya dhondh rahe ho..?

Tumhari Zuban dhondh raha tha
shukar hai mil gayi.. 😛😂

Modern Bay-Izzati

Modern Beizzati"
Boy to Girl:
I Love You & Want to Marry You
Girl:
Apni shakal dekhi he..?
Boy:
Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon
werna
Angelina Jolie k pas na jata.. Churail.. ;) :P :D

Please pray for me

Please pray for me.
I will be going to
the hospital tommorow.
I think i have a problem
with my eyes.
Every time I look into
my wallet, I see nothing..😕😭

2016 K Aakhri Weeks

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Khatam hone me kuch
hee hafty baki Hein
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Koi
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Ghalti
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Gustakhi
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Koi khata
+
Waghera
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Ho
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Gaee
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Ho
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To
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Plz
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Mujh se Maafi maang lo. 
Aj Mera mood achha hai ;)

Shohar Aur Biwi Qabristan Mein

Shohar Biwi ko Picnic k liye
Qabristan le gaya..
..
Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..?
..
Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain
yahan aanay k liye.. -;) :-D

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