BV k Kuttay k liye Doodh

Admi Milk shop par gay
aur bola:
Bhai 1 Litre Doodh dena
BV k kuttay k liye..

Dooth wala:
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Yahin piyo gay
ya
parsal kar doon..? :D
 

Last resort of insecure people

Insults
are the Last resort of insecure
people with a crumbling position
trying to appear confident..!!

You may lose hair, teeth and eyesight

As years go..
You may lose hair, teeth and
eyesight but
not your beauty, talent,
brightness & intelligence..
Because
You can never lose which
you don't have.. ;) :D

100 ka balance

100 ka balance
tum ne bheja hai..?
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Jab bhejne wali shakal nahi hai
tou end tak parhne ki kya
zarurat hai.. :/

Question of the day

Questi0n 0f the Day..!

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App k Ghar Me App k Elawa

Kon C Cheez

Sub Se Ziyada Fazool Hai..?? :-P :-D

Reply Zaror Karna..!

Ek room mein 5 dost rehte thay

1 R0om me 5 dost rehte thay.

1.Pagal

2.Bewaquf

3.Dimagh

4.Koi Nhi

5.Kisi

1 Din"Koi Nahi" ne "Kisi" Ko Mar Dia,

us waqt "Dimagh" washroom me tha

"Pagal"Ne Police Ko call ki

.

"Hello Police, 'Koi Nahi' ne 'Kisi' Ko Qatal Ker dya Hay.

Police:"Oye, Kia Tum Pagal Ho?"

Pagal:"G,Main Pagal Hun.

Police:"Tere Pas Dimagh Nahi Hay?

Pagl:"G 'Dimag' tu washroom Mein Hay."

Police: "O Bewquf"

Pagl: "Nahi G, 

Main tu Pagal Hun, bewaquf message parh raha hay.

Hahahah

2014 ki advance top class bezt.. 

Modern Obedient Neat Kind

'Modern,

Obedient,

Neat,

Kind,

Excellent,

Young,

Hey! Thats me...

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Pareshan mat ho is mein tumhara nam bhi hay...

Read the 1st alphabet of every line.' 

Question for brilliant people

Question for brilliant people
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Question was only for
brilliant people
so you relax!

Dil k Mehman ban jao

Dil k "Mehman" ban jao
Aankhon ka "Arman" ban jao

Honton ki "Muskan" ban jao
Oh, tum ho
I'm sorry yar
tum tou bas
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Insan ban jao.

Oye tere number ka kya problem hai?

Oye tere number ka kya problem hai?

Main ne abhi call ki tou
operator boli...
"Welcome to jungle,
aapka matlooba bandar drakhta se ulta
latka hua hai.