Beeti Huwi Zindagi

Beeti huwi zindagi ki
kuch itni si kahani hai.....
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Kuch khud Barbaad huwe
aur
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Kuch "Facebook" ki Meharbani hai! :P :D

The Biggest Doubt

How 2 create the biggest
doubt in your lover'z mind 4 u
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Simple..
Just suddenly text her saying:
"I LOVE U TOO" :-P

Hum gaye thay usko manany k liye

Hum gaye thay usko manany k liye,
Wo khafa achha laga,
hum ne khafa rehney dia..
Tashreeh:
Sha'ir apni mehbooba sy keh raha hai k
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Go 2 Hell. |P

Sardar ne presure cooker khareda

SARDAR ne presure cooker khareda
Dosre din wapas karne chala gya..

Shopkeeper: Wapis Q ?

Sardar: Ghar me jawan betiyan hain
or ye seetiya bjata raheta hai. |D

BUS aur LARKI aik jaise hoten hain

Boy: Bus aur LARKI aik jaise hoten hain,
1 jaati hai to Dosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur Larkay Ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chalay aatay hain. :P

Wife shopping kar k aai

Wife shopping kar k aai
Husband ne darwaza khola

Wife:Ye dabba utha lo
Husband:Is main zarur mere khaney ki koi chez hogi
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Wife:
Han mere Jootey hain.. |P

Lecture chal raha tha

Lecture chal raha tha.
Ek larka achanak uth kar
clasS ke bahar chala gaya.

Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?
Larke ka dost: Sir!
usko neend me Chalne ki aadat hai.|P|D

I Want You To Be With Me

A sUpErb FrIeNdShiP qUoTe:
I wAnt yOu To bE
wIth mE oNly tWo tiMes
iN mY lYfe, -
FirSt iS nOw & -
SEcOnd iS fOreVer- :-)

Lighting System Of Face

TILAWT QURAN is a
Lighting System of Face,
Cooling System of Head,
Energy System of Heart,
Sparking System of Eyes,
Relaxing System of Mind.

Minimum Area with Maximum Decoration

The Minimum Area with Maximum
Decoration is Called..
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"Girl's Face.." |D