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Medical Fact

*MEDICAL FACT*

*Did you know that, if you bathe at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee, you will still die when your time comes*  😀

*Thank You for Your Focused Attention* 😉😂

Jung Sir Par Hai

Jung Sir Par Hai

Or

Maine Abhi Tak Naye
Kapray Bhi Nahi Silwaye
KATRINA dekhe Gi Tou Kya Soche Gi 😉

Is Mahinay Bohat Kharcha Ho Gaya

Shohar: Is Mahinay bohat kharcha ho gaya
Biwi: Pata Nahi ..
Khud list check kar len kahan kahan kharcha huwa

1500-       milk

900 -        AJKG

4000-       veggies

1100 -       AJKG

1800 -       washerman

500 -        AJKG

3500 -        maid

800 -       AJKG

6000 -     grocery

1500 -       AJKG

1800 -      electric & water

1000 -      AJKG
..
..
..
Shohar: Ye AJKG Kya Hai?

Biwi: ALLAH Janay Kahan Gaye 😂😂😜😛

When You Feel Stressed

Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the mosque...
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?
Patient : No...
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers
and
watch people more stressed than me.....
and my stress goes away. 😂😂

Shadi Ka Wazeefa

Pichly Ek Saal Se
Jisay Main Shadi Ka
Wazeefa Samajh K
Parhta Raha Hon..
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya
K
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣

Aurat ka Dard

Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka
Dard Samajh Sakti hai
.
Isi Liye
Maine Soch Lya Hai K
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉

What is your birth month

Question:
What is your birth month?
The answer will let you know
what are you good at..

Answer:
January - Being Beatiful
February - Spending Money
March - Eating & Sleeping
April - Making Jokes
May - Arguing
June - Being Lazy
July - Caring for others
August - Being Jealous
September - Washing Dishes
October - Earning Money
November - Over thinking
December - Insulting others

Raat Kay 2 Bajay

Raat k 2 bjay
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha
aut ghussay mein aa k begum
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha
aur boli
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁

Relationship with a good person

"Relationship with a g00d pers0n
is like sugarcane,
Y0u break it,
crush it,
squeeze it,
even beat & grind it,
.
still u will get 0nly 'sweetness."

Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack

Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli
..
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack
Ho Gaya Hai,
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai,
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!
Wo
.
.
.
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁

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