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Shohar Aur Biwi Qabristan Mein

Shohar Biwi ko Picnic k liye
Qabristan le gaya..
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Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..?
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Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain
yahan aanay k liye.. -;) :-D

Pagal Tanhai Mein

1 Sawal:

Pagal tanhai main
kya Mehsoos karta hai?
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Zaruri nahi k abi reply kro.

Jab MEHSOOS karo to batadena..;-)
...hahahaha...

Mujhe Boys Pe Trust Nahi

ME : I Like U...  😘
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She : Sorry Mjhy
#Boys Pr Trust Ni...  😏
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ME : OK Behan Apny Liye
Koi Achi Si Larki Dhoond Ly ...😝
😂😂😂

Dheery Dheery apna bana raha hai koi

Dheery Dheery apna bana rha hai koi,

Pyar k suhany sapnay dikha rha hai koi,

Ay khuda

Yeh Sachi mOhabbat hai

ya

(",)/*
<) )
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Choona laga rha hai koi:-)

Dosto Ko Shadi Mubarak

Jo dost Shadi shuda ha unhen
Shadi Mubarik

Aur jo abi tak
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Kanware hain
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Unhen Azadi Mubarak 😉

Meri Shadi Nahi Huwi

Dukh is bat ka nahi k meri shadi nahi hui
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Khushi to is bat ki hai k uski b nahi hui
(",)/
<))
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Is prcham k saye talay
hm 1 hain
Hm 1 hain
Advance Jashn.e.Azadi Mubarik

Aaj Main Kesi Lag Rahi Thi

Girl: Aj main kesi lag rahi thi ?

Boy: Buhat cute...

Girl: Sachiiiii...

Boy: Han mèri jan...

Girl : Acha kiya kar rahy ho ?

Boy: """Mazaq"""  :-D ;-)

Check My Moms Eyes

Girl to Doctor:
Please check my Mom's eyes..
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Doctor: What's the problem..?
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Girl:
Inn Ko Meri Shadi K Ilawa Kuch Aur Nazar Hi Nahi Aata.. 😞😨

Goongi Biwi

Bachpan Mein Maa Baap Dratay Thay K
Mendak(Frog) Ko Pathar Mara Tou
Goongi Biwi Mily Gi..
Bohat Dar Lagta Tha..
Ab Sochta Hon K Pathar
Maar He Dya Hota..
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Aik Namaloom Shohar
Ki Hasratain
 

Baby Kurkure Khaogi

Me: Baby Kurkure Khaogi..?
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She: Nahi..
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Me: Kyun ?? :-/
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She: Kyun K
Baby ko "Lays" Pasand hai.. :-P :-D
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