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Dosto Ko Shadi Mubarak

Jo dost Shadi shuda ha unhen
Shadi Mubarik

Aur jo abi tak
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Kanware hain
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Unhen Azadi Mubarak 😉

Meri Shadi Nahi Huwi

Dukh is bat ka nahi k meri shadi nahi hui
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Khushi to is bat ki hai k uski b nahi hui
(",)/
<))
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Is prcham k saye talay
hm 1 hain
Hm 1 hain
Advance Jashn.e.Azadi Mubarik

Aaj Main Kesi Lag Rahi Thi

Girl: Aj main kesi lag rahi thi ?

Boy: Buhat cute...

Girl: Sachiiiii...

Boy: Han mèri jan...

Girl : Acha kiya kar rahy ho ?

Boy: """Mazaq"""  :-D ;-)

Check My Moms Eyes

Girl to Doctor:
Please check my Mom's eyes..
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Doctor: What's the problem..?
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Girl:
Inn Ko Meri Shadi K Ilawa Kuch Aur Nazar Hi Nahi Aata.. 😞😨

Goongi Biwi

Bachpan Mein Maa Baap Dratay Thay K
Mendak(Frog) Ko Pathar Mara Tou
Goongi Biwi Mily Gi..
Bohat Dar Lagta Tha..
Ab Sochta Hon K Pathar
Maar He Dya Hota..
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Aik Namaloom Shohar
Ki Hasratain
 

Baby Kurkure Khaogi

Me: Baby Kurkure Khaogi..?
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She: Nahi..
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Me: Kyun ?? :-/
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She: Kyun K
Baby ko "Lays" Pasand hai.. :-P :-D

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta
warna
Medical store par bhi
apni farmaishen shru kar den..
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"Bhai ye Goli kisi aur color mein dikhana.." :-P :-/

Khatarnaak Khabar

Tamaam ghair shadi shuda nojawan
larkon aur larkion ko
khabar di jati hai k wo
2017 se pehly pehly shadi rachayen
warna
is k baad shadi k liye NTS pass karna hoga.. :-P

Windows Password Problem

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:
 
WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:   boiled cabbage

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WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
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WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
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WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
  
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
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WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!
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WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
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WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.😂😂😂😂

She is cute

Teacher To Student Translate it into Urdu..
"Look Dear She Is Cute."

Student:
Jani Bachi Check Kr Tabahi Hay.
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Teacher: Nikal Class se Manhoos..

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