Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo

Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo
14th February Ko Propose karte hain..

Meri Maano tou
1st April ko propose karo..
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Maan gayi tou COOL
warna
Keh dena Baji April FOOL.. ;)

Such ka Saamna

Welcome to
"Such ka Saamna"

Jawab sirf 1 word mein dena hai
Haan ya Naa

Sawal hai..
Kya aap k ghar wale jaante hain
k aap Nafsiyati ho..? :/ ;)

Pepsi Ya Mirinda

Father: Beta ek cold drink ki bottle lete ana

Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda?

Father: Pepsi.

Son: Plastic ya Glass wali bottle?

Father: Plastic.

Son: Choti ya bari?

Father: Nahin chahiye, bas Pani pilado.

Son: Sada ya Namak mila hua?

Father: Sada.

Son: Thanda ya Garam?

Father: Chal ja warna mardunga.

Son: Chappal ya rod se?

Father: Janwar kahin k...

Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey?

Father: Ja mere samny se hat ja.

Son: Slow ya Fast?

Father: Mery hathon mar jayega.

Son: Chaqu ya Gun sy?

Father: Chaqu sy.

Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy?

Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera.

Son: Doctor ko bulaoon ya Doctor k paas chalen?

Father: Doctor k paas chalty hain.

Son: Dr. Shahid ya Dr. Manzoor?

Father: Dr. Shahid.

Son: Rikshaw ya Car main?

Father: Car main.

Son: Apni wali ya Taxi mai?

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Father: Maaf kardy beta, 

kuch bhi nahin chahiye. 

Mujhy piyas hi nahin lagi.

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Son: Tum bhi na abba, 

itni dair se aiwin time waste kia. ;)

Zalzala mehsoos howa

Zalzala mehsoos howa?

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Is Jumle ki English bata do.

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Hahahahahahaha.

Forward karo 80 % log phoche ge k kub. ;)

Aap ko sirf aap ko

Humne

Ap ko

Sirf

Ap ko

Aray

Aap ko

Sachi

Aap ko

Sunniy to

Aap ko

O G

Aap ko

Han G

Aap ko

G--G

Aap ko

O ho G

Aap ko

Hello G

Aap ko

Sirf or sirf

Aap ko

Hamesha

Aap ko

Dear

Aap ko

Janab

Aap ko

Badshao

Aap ko

Sohneo

Aap

ko

Qasam sy

Aap ko

Thek

samjhe

Aap ko

Aray Baba

Aap ko

G han

Aap ko

Main ny kaha na

Aap ko

bs

aap ko

Han g bs Aap hi ko

tang

karna tha.. ;)

Bhai yahan load nahi mil raha

Bhai Yahan load nai mil raha.
50 ka load karwa den
acha to nahi lag rha mgr majburi hai. Plz

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ASIF ALI ZARDARI

Msg frward kro 

jitna aa jaye apki Qismat 

or 

ap b kbi adha sms par liya karo.. ;)

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