Father: Beta ek cold drink ki bottle lete ana
Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda?
Father: Pepsi.
Son: Plastic ya Glass wali bottle?
Father: Plastic.
Son: Choti ya bari?
Father: Nahin chahiye, bas Pani pilado.
Son: Sada ya Namak mila hua?
Father: Sada.
Son: Thanda ya Garam?
Father: Chal ja warna mardunga.
Son: Chappal ya rod se?
Father: Janwar kahin k...
Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey?
Father: Ja mere samny se hat ja.
Son: Slow ya Fast?
Father: Mery hathon mar jayega.
Son: Chaqu ya Gun sy?
Father: Chaqu sy.
Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy?
Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera.
Son: Doctor ko bulaoon ya Doctor k paas chalen?
Father: Doctor k paas chalty hain.
Son: Dr. Shahid ya Dr. Manzoor?
Father: Dr. Shahid.
Son: Rikshaw ya Car main?
Father: Car main.
Son: Apni wali ya Taxi mai?
.
Father: Maaf kardy beta,
kuch bhi nahin chahiye.
Mujhy piyas hi nahin lagi.
.
Son: Tum bhi na abba,
itni dair se aiwin time waste kia. ;)
