Sardar in Hospital with Wife

Aik Sardar apni Biwi ko
Hospital le gaya aur Nurse se bola:
Agar Larka Ho tou mujhe kehna k
Tamatar huwa hai aur agar
Larki ho tou kehna Piyaaz hui hai..
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Ittefaaq se Larka Larki dono ho gaye..
Ab Nurse bhi Sardarni thi..
Wo bahir aai aur kaha:
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Sir Aapko Salad Mubarak Ho.. :P :D