Fantastic definitions
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School: A place where papa pays and son plays
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Life insurance: A contract that keeps you
poor all your life so that you can die rich.
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Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man
loses his bachelors degree and a woman
gains her masters.
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Doctor: A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.. :P
