Ek bad aur ek bohat bad news

Doctor to patient:
Mere paas aap k liye ek bad aur ek
bohat hi bad news hai..
.
Patient:
Tou pehle bad news btaeye..
.
.
Doctor:
Lab k test k mutaabiq aap 2 ghante aur
zinda reh sakte hain..
.
Patient: 2 ghantaaayyy..?
aur bohat bad news kya hai..?
.
.
Doctor:
Wo yeh k
main
aapko
ye
news
dene
k
liye
2
ghante
se
dhoond
raha
hoon... :P :P