Late Night Study

3 Students Raat ko Study Karty Huay..
un k pas watch ni thi,,,,,

Madical Student: Yaar Kitny Bajay Hain..?

Arts Student: Pata nai yar hamary pas ghari(Watch) nai ha....

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Engineer's Student ne 1 Pathar Utha Kar 

Saamnay Girl's Hostel k darwazy pe de Maara

1 Larki NikLi Or BoLi..?

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Kamino Raat K ponay 3 Bajay be chain nahi aya, 

Ab to so jao Beghairto..!

That's The Engineer's Logic..;-)

Student Tip

Student Tip:
Never stop asking:
Successful people are those
who are always willing to learn
and thus never stop asking questions.

Exam Sheet pe Susu

Nursery k Student ne
Exam Sheet pe Susu kar dya..
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Teacher:
Badtameez ye kya kia?
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Student: Mama ne kaha tha sab
se pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.. :P ;)

Agar inki dua qubool hoti

1 Admi school teacher se:
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..

Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D

Love letter and Exam paper

Teacher:
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?

Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..

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Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhih nahi aatay.. :P
 

Tension of Exam

"During Exam"

Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..

&

Boys tension:
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Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D

Class rooms are like Trains

Class rooms are like Trains..
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)

School K Samne Bomb

Teacher: Agar Koi School K Samne
Bomb Rakh De Tou Tum Kya Karoge?

Student:
1-2 Mint Dekhengy,
Agar Koi Le Jata Hai Tou Theek,
Warna Staff Room Mein Rakh Denge.. ;) :P

Tired of Exams Studies

Dad entered son's room and found
him asleep on his books, tired
of exams studies..

walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly
and
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slapped his face
and
said
"last comment on FB 1 minute ago.." :P :D

Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi

Student:
Hazaron ki qismat tere hath thi,
Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi

Teacher:
Ishq thora kam karta tou kya baat thi,
Books tou baita sari tere pas thi.. :P :D