Mujhe Angrezi K Teacher Pasand Hain

Pappu (Dost se):
Mujhe Angrezi K Teacher
Bohat Pasand Hain..

Dost: Iski koi khaaas waja..?

Pappu: Yar wo class mein
daakhil hotay hi sab se
pehly mujhy nikaal dety hain.. :-P :-/

Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jo

Larki: Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jis
Ka Ooncha Karobar Ho..
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Pappu:
Mujhse Shadi Kar Lo!
Main Minar-e-Pakistan K Oper
Papar Bechta Hoon.. :P :D

Zinda Rehne K Liye Kya Zaroori Hai

Teacher: Bacho Batao!
Zinda rehne k liye kya cheez
zaroori hai..?
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Pappu zor se bola:
Zinda rehne k liye teri qasam,
Ek mulaqat zaroori hai Sanam.. ;)

Pappu K Answers

Pappu ne tamaam sawalon k
sahi jawab diye magar usey
fail kar diya gaya..

Q1. Elan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahan huway?
Ans: Jahan signature likha tha

Q2. Talaq ki bari waja kya hoti hai?
Ans: Shadi

Q3. Darya-e-Sindh kahan behta hai?
Ans: Zameen par

Q4. 8 logon mein 3 Aam(Mangoes)
kese baantengay?
Ans: Milkshake bana kar.. ;) :P

Aainay k samnay beth k study

Pappu Aainay k samnay beth
kar study karta tha..

Dost ne waja puchi tou Pappu bola:
is ki 3 wajuhaat hain..

1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jati hai. :P
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2. Apne oper nazar bhi rehti hai. :/
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3. Aur combined study bhi ho jati hai.. :P :D

Sara din Larkiyon k saath Baaten

Teacher: Tum class mein sara din
Larkiyon k saath baaten kion
karte rehte ho..?

Pappu: Sir! Main ghareeb hon mere
Mobiile mein Facebook or
Whatsapp nahi hai.. ;) :P

Agar Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty

Teacher:
Agar aaj Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty
tou kya karte..?

Pappu:
Mulk k haalaat dekh kar
Mulk Angraizon ko wapis
kar detay.. :/

Pani ka formula

Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?
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Pappu: H2MgCINaCIHNO3
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Teacher: Stupid! ye kya hai?
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Pappu: Sir! ye boring ka paani hai.. :P ;)

Apki taleem kya hai

Teacher:
Apki taleem kya hai..?

Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k
taleem ek Zewar hai
or
Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P

Khofzada feel karna

Teacher:
Insan apne aap ko sab se ziada
khofzada kab feel karta hai..?

Pappu:
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Jab wo ek aise Washroom mein
betha ho jis ki kundi na ho..!!