Larki Behosh Ho Gayi

Larki Chaaye Pee Rahi Thi,
us k mounh mein Machar ka
chota sa bacha chala gaya,
Larki ko pata nahi chala..
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thori dair mein Machar ka
baap aaya or Laki k kaan mein
kuch kaha jis ko sun k
Larki Behosh Ho Gayi
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Machar ne kaha
tumahre pait mein mera bacha hai.. :P :D

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi
Kissing..!!

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi
Kissing..!!
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Abhi Aap Chotay Ho Is Liye
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Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing !!

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing !!

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Abhi Aap Choty Ho Is Liye

Some Text Missing...... :P ;)

Secretary apne Boss k sath

Ek Secretary apne Boss k sath
Train k same compartment
mein trip pe ja rahi thi
..
Raat ko wo kafi dair tak
Boss ko apne qisay sunati rahi
k
achanak Boss ne pucha
'Kya khayal hai aaj raat
hum donon Miyan BV
ki tarah guzaren?'

Secretary sharmate huway boli:
Sir, jese aapki marzi
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Boss:
Tou chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo or
mujhe sonay do.. :D ;)

Magar hum phir bhi nahi sotay thay

Shehzada Saleem:
Hamare Ammi or Abba huzoor humse
itni mohabbat karte thay k sari sari
raat wo dono humein sulanay k liye
jaagtay rehtay
Magar hum phir bhi nahi sotay thay

Wazeer:
"Aali Jaa ka iqbal buland ho"
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Aap apne issi kartoot ki waja se
iklotay reh gaye.. :P :D

12th paas karne k baad

Son: 12th paas karne k baad

Father: ab tum kya karna chahte ho?

Son: BBA

Father: Ye BBA kya hota hai?

Son:
BV ki Baahon mein Aaram ;)

Undefined things of girls

5 most undefined
things of girls

1) Tum na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is 'wo')?

2) Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')?

3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe
(they will themselves change u as
time passes and then throw this dialogue)?

4) Sach batana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say 'sach batana')?

5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say
no dear you are not)? :P

A Naughty Answer

A naughty answer given by
a girl when asked:

How you feel when someone
gives you a flying kiss?

Girl:
I feel boys are lazy. :P

Confident lines on a cigerate shop

Confident lines on a cigerate shop:

"Man who loves a girl truely,
will one day love me too."

Agar apna character acha karna hai

Teacher:
Agar apna character acha
karna hai tou apni har
teacher ko maa samjho.

Student:
Lekin miss is se tou hamare
abbu ka character khrab ho jaye ga.