WAPDA ka Naya Awami Package

Dear Customer..!
WAPDA
Laya aap k liye naya awami package
'5 ka 55'
Yani har 5 minute bijli istimal karen
aur
55 minute tak bijli ki shandar bachat hasil karen..
Wo bhi bilkul free
aur sath hi
1. Mobile charge na hone se Balance ki bachat
2. T.V na dekhne se gunahon se bachao
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Note: Ye Offer zara si garmi
parte hi activate kar di jaige..

Aur Kya Maangon Tere Liye

Ulfat-e-Dosti Mein
Aur Kya Maangon Tere Liye..
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Bas Dua Hay K
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Tere Ghar Ki Light Na Jaye.. ;)

Husband and Wife Khamosh

Husband and Wife Apne Room Mein Khamosh:

Wife: ki soch:
Kyun ye mujhse baat nahi kar rah?
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Kya ye dosri shadi k baray mein
soch raha hai..?
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Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai..?
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Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles
dekhy hain..?
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Kya main Moti ho gayi hoon..?
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Husband ki soch:
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Pta nahi Bijli kab aaegi.. :P :D

Galiyan kyun likhi hain

Teacher: Ye tumhari Copy mein
Galiyan kyun likhi hain..?
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Student: Aap hi ne tou kaha tha
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WAPDA pe mazmoon likh k lao.. :P

Ay masroofiat se wabasta yaaro

Ay masroofiat se wabasta yaaro
aik baat tou batao..?
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Kya tum logo ki light nahi jati
jo message e nahi karte.. :P

Ek baat samajh nahi aati

Edison: gas bati ki roshni Me Parhta Tha

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Graham Bel: Candle ki roshni Me Parhta Tha

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Shakespare; Street Light k neechy beth k Parhta Tha

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Quid e Azam;

laltain ki roshni mein parhty thay

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1 baat samajh nahi aati

agar ab Pakistani qom b bina bijli k 

parh le to kia burai hai, 

Sher ka wada, bina bijli k parha lika Pakistan. 

Or kisi ka nahi tou

WAPDA Walo..!!
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Or kisi ka nahi to
us janwar ka hee khayal
kar lo jo Qurbani k baad
freezer mein aaraam kar raha hai..:-P :/

Eid Khatam

Hahaha
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Hahaha
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Hahaha
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EID Khatam
From: WAPDA ;) :D

Save Electricity

Save Electricity

Keep Num lock, Scroll Lock
and Caps Lock Lights off when
not in use..
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A Public service message by WAPDA. -:P -:D

Dil jis ko dia wo delhi chali gai

Dil jis ko dia wo delhi chali gai
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Pyaar jis se kia wo italy chali gai
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Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar lo...
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Haath switch mein diya tou bijli chali gai.. :P