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Memon: Likho "Ghafoor Died"

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Memon: Ok Tou Likho

"Ghafoor Died,

Suzuki Mehran

For Sale.. ;-):-D

Agar aap ka SMS package hai

Agar aap ka SMS package hai
.
tou
.
.
.
mera bhi hai..
.
Bohat Sharmindagi hui aap se mil k
.
Package bhi hai phir bhi Message
nahi kartay..
Mobile bech k Murrghi khareed lo
kam az kam anday tou de gi.. :/

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

"Agar tum mil jao
tou taangain torr dengay hum

Tumhain paa k tumhare
pechay Kuttay chorr dengay hum
.
Bus tum mil jaaoooo

For sale Corolla XLI

For Sale Corolla XLI Model 2014

Contact:
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.

Bhai Tu Rehne de

SMS Karne k Pese Nahi

Or

chala 18 Lakh ki Car lene

Corolla chor KARELA LeLe 20 rupe kilo hai.. :/

Cheeni se meethay

Ay mere Cheeni se meethay
dhoodh se goray
samundar se gehre
braf se thande
aag se garam
Dost
kabhi SMS bhi kar dya karo.. :/

Chipkali ko dho kar

Chipkali ko dho kar
uski dum kaat dein
.
phir uska pait chaak kar k
saaf kar len
.
phir ubaal kar dhoop mein
sukha len
.
phir ghee mein tal kar
chips jesa crunchi hone k
baad ketchup upar daal kar
khaya jaye tou
suna hai
.
.
.
wo bemari mar jati hai,
jo aapko SMS nahi karne deti. ;)

Kanjoos Friends

Kanjoos Friends are
always kanjoos

They receive kaafi messages
but
they send ikka dukka message
in a month
.
Actaully ther are special kind
of kanjoos..
.
They become more dheet
after a lot of bezati ..
.
They never get sharam and
muskraying by reading the SMS.. :)
 

Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna

Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna,
.
kanjooso or ghareebon ka Inbox bharna,
.
Mere ALLAH inhen ab bhi sharam aa jaye,
.
Ye SMS parhte hi inka bhi SMS aa jaye.. :P

Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai

Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kuttay ko pathar maar loon
kam se kam reply tou karta hai. ;)

Neem k 4 pattey lo

Neem k 4 pattey lo
2 ko 1 glass pani main boil karo
2 ki chatni bnao
.
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo,
is se wo keera mar jaey ga
jo tmhain SMS nahi karny deta.. ;)