Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is lie a Mobile.
At home u watch TV
but
when u go out u take ur mobile,
Sometimes u enjoy TV
but
most of the time u play with ur mobile,
TV is free for life
but
for the mobile, if u don't pay
the service will be terminated,
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
but
the mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable,
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable
but
for the mobile it is often high and demanding,
TV has a remote
Mobile doesn't
Most importantly
Mobile is a two-way communication(u talk & listen)
but
with the TV u must only listen. :)
