Tumhen Aqal Ki Zarorat hai

Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"
Husband (ghusay se):
"Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
::
"Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai!"