Chahay tum paas ho ya fail

Father: Beta main is saal tujhay
exams k baad bike lazmi lay kar doon ga
chaahay tum paas ho ya fail....
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Son: kia! waqai?
Father: Haan bilkul
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Pass hua tou Honda college janay k liye
Or
Fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay k liye.