In case of loose motions:
"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."
In case of kabz:
"Na tu aaye gi, na hi chain aaye ga."
In case of gas trouble:
"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."
After coming out of bathroom:
"Juda ho kay bhi,
tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."
