Aurat ka Dard

Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka
Dard Samajh Sakti hai
.
Isi Liye
Maine Soch Lya Hai K
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉

What is your birth month

Question:
What is your birth month?
The answer will let you know
what are you good at..

Answer:
January - Being Beatiful
February - Spending Money
March - Eating & Sleeping
April - Making Jokes
May - Arguing
June - Being Lazy
July - Caring for others
August - Being Jealous
September - Washing Dishes
October - Earning Money
November - Over thinking
December - Insulting others

Raat Kay 2 Bajay

Raat k 2 bjay
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha
aut ghussay mein aa k begum
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha
aur boli
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁

Relationship with a good person

"Relationship with a g00d pers0n
is like sugarcane,
Y0u break it,
crush it,
squeeze it,
even beat & grind it,
.
still u will get 0nly 'sweetness."

Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack

Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli
..
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack
Ho Gaya Hai,
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai,
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!
Wo
.
.
.
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁

Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner:
"What is Microsoft Excel?
.

.

Sardar: It Is A
New Branch Of Surf Excel
To Clean The Computer.. :P :D

Mian Biwi Ki Bol Chaal Band

Mian Biwi mein bol chaal
kafi arsay se band thi..

Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein
Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch
dhondny ki adakari shru kar di.
Biwi se raha na gaya tou tang aa kar poch liya:
Kiya dhondh rahe ho..?

Tumhari Zuban dhondh raha tha
shukar hai mil gayi.. 😛😂

Modern Bay-Izzati

Modern Beizzati"
Boy to Girl:
I Love You & Want to Marry You
Girl:
Apni shakal dekhi he..?
Boy:
Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon
werna
Angelina Jolie k pas na jata.. Churail.. ;) :P :D

Please pray for me

Please pray for me.
I will be going to
the hospital tommorow.
I think i have a problem
with my eyes.
Every time I look into
my wallet, I see nothing..😕😭

Zindagi ki Jang aur Bardasht

Woh Shakhs
Zindagi Ki Koi Jang
Nahi Haar Sakta,
Jo
Bardasht Karny Ka
Hunar Janta Ho.