Har Jaga Mention Karna

Judge:

Tumne apne dost ko kion qatal kya ?

Mulzim:

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Har jaga mention kar k

Zaleel karta tha.. 😜😳

Kya Khayega

Kab Tak Ayega ?

Bas 30 Mins Mein Pohanch 

Raha Hoon..

Good

Kuch Khayega ?

Han

Kya ?

Pizza 😋

Good

Le Aana Sath Atay Huway 😉

But I Saw Him Dancing Yesterday

Boss:

Why isn't Mike here today?

John:

He's in the hospital

Boss:

But I saw him yesterday

Dancing with a girl

John: 

His wife saw him too 😂🤕

Covid 19 Vaccine Lagwani Hai

Injection se qabl Nars se poocha:

Ma'am 2 saal wali baat 

agar such nikli tou ?

Boli:

Bhai saari dunia lagwa rahi hai, 

aap ne akele 

dunia mein reh kar kya karna hai .. 🤪

Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai

Log Kehtay Hain 

Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai 

.

Lekin

Meri Zaati Raye Hai

K

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Cotton Ka Suit Istri Karna 

Ziada Mushkil Hai .. 😜

Medical Fact

*MEDICAL FACT*

*Did you know that, if you bathe at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee, you will still die when your time comes*  😀

*Thank You for Your Focused Attention* 😉😂

Jung Sir Par Hai

Jung Sir Par Hai

Or

Maine Abhi Tak Naye
Kapray Bhi Nahi Silwaye
KATRINA dekhe Gi Tou Kya Soche Gi 😉

Is Mahinay Bohat Kharcha Ho Gaya

Shohar: Is Mahinay bohat kharcha ho gaya
Biwi: Pata Nahi ..
Khud list check kar len kahan kahan kharcha huwa

1500-       milk

900 -        AJKG

4000-       veggies

1100 -       AJKG

1800 -       washerman

500 -        AJKG

3500 -        maid

800 -       AJKG

6000 -     grocery

1500 -       AJKG

1800 -      electric & water

1000 -      AJKG
..
..
..
Shohar: Ye AJKG Kya Hai?

Biwi: ALLAH Janay Kahan Gaye 😂😂😜😛

When You Feel Stressed

Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the mosque...
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?
Patient : No...
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers
and
watch people more stressed than me.....
and my stress goes away. 😂😂

Shadi Ka Wazeefa

Pichly Ek Saal Se
Jisay Main Shadi Ka
Wazeefa Samajh K
Parhta Raha Hon..
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya
K
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣

Aurat ka Dard

Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka
Dard Samajh Sakti hai
.
Isi Liye
Maine Soch Lya Hai K
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉

Raat Kay 2 Bajay

Raat k 2 bjay
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha
aut ghussay mein aa k begum
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha
aur boli
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁

Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack

Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli
..
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack
Ho Gaya Hai,
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai,
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!
Wo
.
.
.
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁

Mian Biwi Ki Bol Chaal Band

Mian Biwi mein bol chaal
kafi arsay se band thi..

Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein
Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch
dhondny ki adakari shru kar di.
Biwi se raha na gaya tou tang aa kar poch liya:
Kiya dhondh rahe ho..?

Tumhari Zuban dhondh raha tha
shukar hai mil gayi.. 😛😂

Modern Bay-Izzati

Modern Beizzati"
Boy to Girl:
I Love You & Want to Marry You
Girl:
Apni shakal dekhi he..?
Boy:
Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon
werna
Angelina Jolie k pas na jata.. Churail.. ;) :P :D

Please pray for me

Please pray for me.
I will be going to
the hospital tommorow.
I think i have a problem
with my eyes.
Every time I look into
my wallet, I see nothing..😕😭

2016 K Aakhri Weeks

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=2016=
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Khatam hone me kuch
hee hafty baki Hein
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Koi
+
Ghalti
+
Gustakhi
+
Koi khata
+
Waghera
+
Ho
+
Gaee
+
Ho
+
To
+
Plz
+
+
+
+
+
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+
Mujh se Maafi maang lo. 
Aj Mera mood achha hai ;)

Shohar Aur Biwi Qabristan Mein

Shohar Biwi ko Picnic k liye
Qabristan le gaya..
..
Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..?
..
Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain
yahan aanay k liye.. -;) :-D

Pagal Tanhai Mein

1 Sawal:

Pagal tanhai main
kya Mehsoos karta hai?
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Zaruri nahi k abi reply kro.

Jab MEHSOOS karo to batadena..;-)
...hahahaha...

Mujhe Boys Pe Trust Nahi

ME : I Like U...  😘
.
She : Sorry Mjhy
#Boys Pr Trust Ni...  😏
.
ME : OK Behan Apny Liye
Koi Achi Si Larki Dhoond Ly ...😝
😂😂😂