Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner:
"What is Microsoft Excel?
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Sardar: It Is A
New Branch Of Surf Excel
To Clean The Computer.. :P :D

Istri K Kitne Paise Lo Gay

Sardar Dhobi Se:
Istri K Kitne Paise Lo Gay?

Dhobi:
Sardar G! Sirf 15 Rupay..

Sardar Ne 15 Rupay Rakhe Aur
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Istri Utha K Bhaag Gaya.. :P :D

Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar

Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar
Janaza Dekh Raha Tha..
Kisi ne pucha:
'Itni door se kyun dekh rahe ho?'
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Sardar:
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Door Ka Rishtedaar Tha Yaar.. :P :D

Ajeeb Sa Signature

Bank Manager: Ye kya
ajeeb sa signature hai..?
'@@'
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Sardar: Daadi k hain..
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Manager: Kya naam hai unka?
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Sardar:
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Jalebi Baai.. :P :D

Sardar in Hospital with Wife

Aik Sardar apni Biwi ko
Hospital le gaya aur Nurse se bola:
Agar Larka Ho tou mujhe kehna k
Tamatar huwa hai aur agar
Larki ho tou kehna Piyaaz hui hai..
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Ittefaaq se Larka Larki dono ho gaye..
Ab Nurse bhi Sardarni thi..
Wo bahir aai aur kaha:
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Sir Aapko Salad Mubarak Ho.. :P :D

Raat 3 bajay Barish aur Sardar

Raat k 3 bajay taiz Barish mein
Sardar ne 1 ghar ki ghanti bajayi aur
puch: Bhai dhakka lagao gay?

Aadmi neend mein tha is liye inkaar kar
k andar aa gaya lekin baad mein usey
dukh huwa..
socha Barish mein kabhi main bhi
phans sakta hoon..
Wo utha or bahir ja kar ounchi awaz
mein pukara:
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Kya tumhein abhi bhi dhakay
ki zaroorat hai?
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Awaz aayi!
Haan
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Aadmi thek hai bahi
tum ho kahan?
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Sardar: Samne Park mein dekho,
main jholay par betha hoon.. :/ :P :D

Sardar Ko Saza

Sardar ne ek aadmi ko thapar mara..
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Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya.
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Judge ne Sardar ko saza sunayi
k tum 5 rupay jurmana adaa karo..

Sardar ne 10 rupay de kar ek
thapar Judge ko bhi maar diya
or
kaha:
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Dono 5, 5 le lo
mere paas khulay nahi hain.. :P :D

Raat K 2 Bajay

Raat K 2 Bajay
Begum k mobile ne beep kiya tou
Sardar ne utha kar dekha
aur
ghussay se apni BV se pucha:
Kon hai ye jis ne tujhe is waqt
'Beautiful' kehne ki himmat ki..?

BV ne heran ho kar Mobile dekha
aur boli:
Hosh kar o!
ye Beautiful nahi
Battery Full likha hai.. :/ :D

Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara

Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara Tha..
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Wife: Tum ultay kion kharay ho..?
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Sardar:
Sar dard ki goli li thi,
kahin pait mein na chali jaye.. :P :D

Sardar Shaadi Wale Din

Shaadi K Din Sardar Confuse Ho Gaya
K BV Se Kya Baat Karay
Kafi Dair Sochne k baad Sardar bola:
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Tumhare Ghar Walon Ko Pta Hai K
Tum Raat Idhar Hi Raho Gi..? :/ :D
 

Teri BV kion cheekh rahi thi

Neighbour:
Kal teri BV zor zor se kion cheekh
rahi thi..?
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Sardar:
Kuch nahi yaar!
Uski photo Facebook pe
upload karni thi wo
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OLX pe ho gayi.. :P :D

Samandar mein Dahi

Sardar Samandar mein Dahi(Yoghurt)
daal raha tha..

Dosra Sardar: Ye kya kar raha hai?

Pehla Sardar:
Lassi bana raha hoon

Dosra Sardar: Ye kya Pagal pan hai,
Hamari in hi harkaton ki waja se
log hum par Jokes banate hain..
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Ab bta
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Itni saari Lassi piyega kon? :P :/ :D
 

Darwaza Kholo

Police: Darwaza Kholo
tumhari BV Truck k nechay aa kar
Paper jesi ban gyi hai..
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Sardar:
Phir darwaza kholne ka kya fiada?
Gate k nechay se de day.. :P :D

Barish ho rahi hai

Sardar:
Chalo darakhton ko pani do !

Nokar: Janab Barish ho rahi hai.....

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Sardar: 

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koi Bahana nahi chalay ga, 

chattri lay kar jao.. :P

Darwaza kholo

Police: knock
Sardar: Kon?
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Police: Police! darwaza kholo
tum se baat karni hai..

Sardar: tum log kitne ho?
Police: 3
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Sardar: Tou aapas mein baat
kar lo naa .. :P :D

Marne se pehle

Teacher:
Quid-e-azam marne se
pehle kya thay..?

Student:
Quid-e-azam marne se pehle
zinda thay.. :/

Qaatil kise kehte hain

Teacher:
Qaatil kise kehte hain?

Sardar: Mujhe nahi pata

Teacher:
for example!
tum ne apne abba ko qatal kar diya
ab tum kon howy?
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Sardar: Yateem :P

Sardar shadi k dosre din

Sardar shadi k dosre din
bv ko maar raha tha..

logo ne pucha q maar rahe ho..?

Sardar: Is ne meri chaye mein
taveez milaya hay..

BV rote howy:
wo taveez nahi,
Lipton tea bag tha.. :D

2 Sardar's with bomb

2 Sardar Car mein
bomb fit kar rahe thay..

1st Sardar: yar agar ye fit
karte karte phat gaya tou phir..?

2nd Sardar: Don't worry!
mere paas ek or bhi hai ..:D

Math vich fail q hoya

Sardar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son: Kadi teachr kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, 

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu aap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita.. :P