Chinese President

1st friend: O, Yaar
Who is Mr. Xi Jinping?
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2nd: He is Chinese President.
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1st:
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Then who is the original President..:/ :P :D

PM Moodi Has Proved

Indian PM Moodi Has Proved..
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BV ki tension na ho tou
Banda Chaaye wale se
Prime Minister ban sakta hai.. :P :D

Altaf Bhi Ki New Book

Altaf Bhai apni new Book
Falsafa-e-Mohabbat mein
likhtay hain..

"Agar koi tumhen thapar bhi maray
tou bhi uska jawab Phool se do"

Aagay Altaf Bhai
wazahat karte huway likhtay hain..

"Lekin Phool uski Qabar par
ja kar dene hain" :P
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Wah Bhai

President of Pakistan

Mamnoon Hussain ko
President ban'nay ka sab
se bara faida ye huwa k
ab us ko
road par Police tang
nahi karti.. :D :P

Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari

Breaking NEWS

1. Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari
Taliban ne qabool kar li hai..
Wazarat e Dakhla

2. Match haarne mein America
ka hath hai.. Siraj ul Haq

3. Hum Match haarne ki riwayat
ko 2 saal mein khatam kar dengay.
Nawaz Sharif

4. Ye hamare khilaf Sazish
ki ja rahi hai..
Rabta Committee

5. Imran Khan or Tahir ul Qadri
ne Match haarne k baad Dharne
ka ailan kar diya..

Kalma Parh Lo

Pilot: Hum 60 Meel door aur
6000 feet uper hen or petrol nahi,
Help over..
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Control Room:
Kalma Parh Lo
Petrol yahan bhi nahi Ganjay ki
hukoomat hay.. :P

1 Ticket mein 3 Mazay

Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi,

Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi

Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya..
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aur
Shop ka naam rakha
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Roti, Kapra aur Makaan.. :P :/

Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Altaf bhai se phone pe baat

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.

Unho ne kaha:

Helloooooooooooooooo

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koooooooooooooooonn

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boooooooooooooooool

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Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Or Mera Balance Khatam

Ho Gya! :-p

Dekh yar bhai 100 ka card pee gae..

QUAID se yaari Jaib pe bhari.... :D

2 Leaders ka ek dosre par ilzam

2 Leaders 1 dusry pe ilzam
laga rehay thay..

1st: Mujhe tou ye bhi pta hai k
tum kis k isharo per nachtay ho..

2nd: Kaminay syasat mein BV
ka kya kaam..? :P

Murghi ne diya 3 anday

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye
or dua mangi k
'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle'

jab 1 anda toota
tou Imran Khan nikla,
2sra anda toota
tou Nawaz shareef nikla
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3sra anda toota he nahi tou
murghi pareshan ho gayi
itne mein anday se awaz aayi..
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Ammi main Altaf Hussain hoon
sirf phone par rabta hoga.. :P :D

Load Shedding kab khatam hogi

Kuta Bili se:
Maano! Load Shedding kab
khatam hogi..?
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Bili:
Mujhe kya pata,
Sher se pucho jis ko
Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar bhi maare

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to
jawab mein osey phool do

(ALTAF HUSSAIN ki kitab falsafa.e.mohbt se iqtibas)

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Magar

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Phool qabristan ya hospital ja kar dene hein.

ALTAF BHAI ki wazahat...:P

If women ruled the world

If women ruled the world there
would be no wars..
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It would just be a group of
jealous countries, not talking to
each other.. |D |D

18 August 2018 Pakistan

14_Aug_2018...!

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Sadr_e_Pakistan Ne America Ko Imdad Dene Ka

Elan Kar Diya

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India Ne Pakistan Se Mafi

Mang Li

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Pakistan Ne Israel Par

Qabza Kar Liya

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America Mein Pakistani

Drown Attack Se Obama Halaq

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1 Rupee

=99 Doller

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Petrol Rs.20/Barrel

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Pakistan Ne UK & USA Ko Imdad Me 

400 Tann Cheeni aur Gandum Dey Di...!

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Ye Sab Ho Sakta Hai Agar Aap

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2018 K Election Me

kisi insan ko vote dein.

You are Accused of RAPE

Judge:
You are Accused of RAPE,
so u r Fined Rs.135,080

Man:My lord why exactly Rs. 1,35,080?

Judge: Rs.100,000 for Rape

Rs.18,000 GST

Rs.7,080 withholding tax

Rs.10,000 Entertainment Tax.

Mother in law to her newly wed daughter in law

A mother in law was explaining work
to her newly wed daughter in law..
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She told her: "I'm home minister as well
as finance minister of this house..
Your father in law is the foreign minister..
My son I mean your husband runs the ministry
of demand and supply and my daughter runs
planning and development ministry..
Now you tell me which ministry would
you like to run..?
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Daughter in law replied instantly with
a cool smile:
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Dear Mother-in-law I'll be the OPPOSITION.. ;) -B

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k
Talibaan se nahi..
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Pakistan cricket team se muzakiraat
kar lay k aakhir
wo kya chahti hay..? :/

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai
har koi mujhe dekh kar bila waja
lanat q deta hai..?.
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Karachi Zoo ka shair
Samaa TV ko interview dete huwy ro para.. :P :D

Girl asking for lift

Girl:
Aap mujhe lift dein gay to
main apko apna cell No don gi
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Boy :
Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga,
number rehne do,
Bas 100 ka Petrol dalwa dena baji :P
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Moral :-

"Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi
Shareef bana diya hai"
THANKS TO NAWAZ SHARIF :D