Meaning of 3G

What is 3G?
What is the meaning of 3G?

Arts Student:
Wrong question

Commerce student:
This is Physics's question

Medical idea:
No idea

Engineering student:
We can tell you what is 3G
Let
(3G) = G+G+G
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and the meaning of 3G is
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Go Ganjay Go ;)

Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Altaf bhai se phone pe baat

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.

Unho ne kaha:

Helloooooooooooooooo

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koooooooooooooooonn

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boooooooooooooooool

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Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Or Mera Balance Khatam

Ho Gya! :-p

Dekh yar bhai 100 ka card pee gae..

QUAID se yaari Jaib pe bhari.... :D

Murghi ne diya 3 anday

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye
or dua mangi k
'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle'

jab 1 anda toota
tou Imran Khan nikla,
2sra anda toota
tou Nawaz shareef nikla
.
3sra anda toota he nahi tou
murghi pareshan ho gayi
itne mein anday se awaz aayi..
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Ammi main Altaf Hussain hoon
sirf phone par rabta hoga.. :P :D

Load Shedding kab khatam hogi

Kuta Bili se:
Maano! Load Shedding kab
khatam hogi..?
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Bili:
Mujhe kya pata,
Sher se pucho jis ko
Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar bhi maare

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to
jawab mein osey phool do

(ALTAF HUSSAIN ki kitab falsafa.e.mohbt se iqtibas)

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Magar

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Phool qabristan ya hospital ja kar dene hein.

ALTAF BHAI ki wazahat...:P

If women ruled the world

If women ruled the world there
would be no wars..
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It would just be a group of
jealous countries, not talking to
each other.. |D |D

18 August 2018 Pakistan

14_Aug_2018...!

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Sadr_e_Pakistan Ne America Ko Imdad Dene Ka

Elan Kar Diya

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India Ne Pakistan Se Mafi

Mang Li

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Pakistan Ne Israel Par

Qabza Kar Liya

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America Mein Pakistani

Drown Attack Se Obama Halaq

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1 Rupee

=99 Doller

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Petrol Rs.20/Barrel

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Pakistan Ne UK & USA Ko Imdad Me 

400 Tann Cheeni aur Gandum Dey Di...!

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Ye Sab Ho Sakta Hai Agar Aap

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2018 K Election Me

kisi insan ko vote dein.

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k
Talibaan se nahi..
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Pakistan cricket team se muzakiraat
kar lay k aakhir
wo kya chahti hay..? :/

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai
har koi mujhe dekh kar bila waja
lanat q deta hai..?.
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Karachi Zoo ka shair
Samaa TV ko interview dete huwy ro para.. :P :D

London k ajaib ghar mein 1 aisa pajama hai jis

London K Ajaib Ghar Mein
1 Aisa Pajama Hai
Jis Par Bohat Purani
Poti K Dhabbe Hain..
Jis Par Har Tarha Ka
Chemical Istimal Kar K
Dekh Liya Magar Wo Dhabbe
Khatam Nahi Hue
Kaha Ye Jata Hai K Ye Wo Pajama Hai
Jise Pehan Kar
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Altaf Bhai Karachi Se Bhagay Thay.. :P :D

Ghurbat Mitane Ka Aasan Tariqa

Ghurbat Mitane Ka Aasan Tariqa Ye
Hai K ..
Pencil Se Ghurbat Likh K
Rubber Se Mita Do..
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Nawaz Sharif Ki Kitab
'Ameer Ban'ne K Tariqay'

Ye pakro parchi hum khaal lene aenge

MQM:
Ye pakro parchi hum khaal lene aenge, Samjhe tum?

Aadmi:
Par hum tou qurbani nahi karte khaal kahan se denge?

MQM:
Jhoot mat bolo tumhare ghar se dumbay ki
bha bha bha ki awazen aa rahi hain..

Aadmi:
Aray wo dumbay ki awazen nahi hain,
Altaf bhai ka khitab Radio pe chal raha hai.. |D

Batao Ye Konsa Zamana Hai

Urdu Grammar Ki Class..

Teacher:
Bataon ye konsa zamana hai?
..
Main ro raha hoon
Tum ro rahay ho
Wo ro raha hai
Hum sub ro rahay hain

Student:
Sir, ye PML(N) ka zamana lag raha hai. :P

Khyber Pukhtonkha aur Punjab mein selaab ki zimedari

Kyber puktonkha aur
Punjab main selaab ki zimedari.... 
Taliban ne qabool kar li hay. 
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REHMAN MAILK :P :/

Press Conferences Masjid Mein

Zardari :
Ab sari press conferences,
qom sy khitab wagera masjid mein hongay..

PM : Sir, wo kyun??

Zardari :
Kyun k log wahan
jutay uttaar kar aate hain..:P :D

Na Tera Pakistan Hai Na Mera Pakistan Hai

Na Tera Pakistan Hai Na Mera Pakistan Hai,,
Ye Us Ka Pakistan Hai Jo Sadar-e-Pakistan Hai

Jitni Bari Dukan Hai Sara Chori Ka Saman Hai,,
Jo Sab Se Bara Beimaan hai Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan Hai

Jitne Tere Wazeer Hein Wo Saray Be-zameer Hein,,
Jo Sab Se Bara Shetan Hai Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan Hai.