Interesting Definitions:
School: A place where papa pays &
son plays.
LIfe Insurance: A contract that keeps
you poor all your life so that you
can die rich.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you by bills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which
a man loses his bechlor degree and
a woman gains her master's degree.
Atom bomb: An invention to end all
inventions.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot
of things straight. :)
