Har Jaga Mention Karna

Judge:

Tumne apne dost ko kion qatal kya ?

Mulzim:

.

Har jaga mention kar k

Zaleel karta tha.. 😜😳

Kya Khayega

Kab Tak Ayega ?

Bas 30 Mins Mein Pohanch 

Raha Hoon..

Good

Kuch Khayega ?

Han

Kya ?

Pizza 😋

Good

Le Aana Sath Atay Huway 😉

But I Saw Him Dancing Yesterday

Boss:

Why isn't Mike here today?

John:

He's in the hospital

Boss:

But I saw him yesterday

Dancing with a girl

John: 

His wife saw him too 😂🤕

Covid 19 Vaccine Lagwani Hai

Injection se qabl Nars se poocha:

Ma'am 2 saal wali baat 

agar such nikli tou ?

Boli:

Bhai saari dunia lagwa rahi hai, 

aap ne akele 

dunia mein reh kar kya karna hai .. 🤪

Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai

Log Kehtay Hain 

Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai 

.

Lekin

Meri Zaati Raye Hai

K

.

.

Cotton Ka Suit Istri Karna 

Ziada Mushkil Hai .. 😜

Medical Fact

*MEDICAL FACT*

*Did you know that, if you bathe at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee, you will still die when your time comes*  😀

*Thank You for Your Focused Attention* 😉😂

Jung Sir Par Hai

Jung Sir Par Hai

Or

Maine Abhi Tak Naye
Kapray Bhi Nahi Silwaye
KATRINA dekhe Gi Tou Kya Soche Gi 😉

Is Mahinay Bohat Kharcha Ho Gaya

Shohar: Is Mahinay bohat kharcha ho gaya
Biwi: Pata Nahi ..
Khud list check kar len kahan kahan kharcha huwa

1500-       milk

900 -        AJKG

4000-       veggies

1100 -       AJKG

1800 -       washerman

500 -        AJKG

3500 -        maid

800 -       AJKG

6000 -     grocery

1500 -       AJKG

1800 -      electric & water

1000 -      AJKG
..
..
..
Shohar: Ye AJKG Kya Hai?

Biwi: ALLAH Janay Kahan Gaye 😂😂😜😛

When You Feel Stressed

Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the mosque...
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?
Patient : No...
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers
and
watch people more stressed than me.....
and my stress goes away. 😂😂

Shadi Ka Wazeefa

Pichly Ek Saal Se
Jisay Main Shadi Ka
Wazeefa Samajh K
Parhta Raha Hon..
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya
K
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣