Chinese President

1st friend: O, Yaar
Who is Mr. Xi Jinping?
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2nd: He is Chinese President.
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1st:
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Then who is the original President..:/ :P :D

PM Moodi Has Proved

Indian PM Moodi Has Proved..
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BV ki tension na ho tou
Banda Chaaye wale se
Prime Minister ban sakta hai.. :P :D

Altaf Bhi Ki New Book

Altaf Bhai apni new Book
Falsafa-e-Mohabbat mein
likhtay hain..

"Agar koi tumhen thapar bhi maray
tou bhi uska jawab Phool se do"

Aagay Altaf Bhai
wazahat karte huway likhtay hain..

"Lekin Phool uski Qabar par
ja kar dene hain" :P
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Wah Bhai

President of Pakistan

Mamnoon Hussain ko
President ban'nay ka sab
se bara faida ye huwa k
ab us ko
road par Police tang
nahi karti.. :D :P

Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari

Breaking NEWS

1. Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari
Taliban ne qabool kar li hai..
Wazarat e Dakhla

2. Match haarne mein America
ka hath hai.. Siraj ul Haq

3. Hum Match haarne ki riwayat
ko 2 saal mein khatam kar dengay.
Nawaz Sharif

4. Ye hamare khilaf Sazish
ki ja rahi hai..
Rabta Committee

5. Imran Khan or Tahir ul Qadri
ne Match haarne k baad Dharne
ka ailan kar diya..

Kalma Parh Lo

Pilot: Hum 60 Meel door aur
6000 feet uper hen or petrol nahi,
Help over..
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Control Room:
Kalma Parh Lo
Petrol yahan bhi nahi Ganjay ki
hukoomat hay.. :P

1 Ticket mein 3 Mazay

Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi,

Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi

Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya..
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aur
Shop ka naam rakha
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Roti, Kapra aur Makaan.. :P :/

Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Altaf bhai se phone pe baat

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.

Unho ne kaha:

Helloooooooooooooooo

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koooooooooooooooonn

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boooooooooooooooool

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Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Or Mera Balance Khatam

Ho Gya! :-p

Dekh yar bhai 100 ka card pee gae..

QUAID se yaari Jaib pe bhari.... :D

2 Leaders ka ek dosre par ilzam

2 Leaders 1 dusry pe ilzam
laga rehay thay..

1st: Mujhe tou ye bhi pta hai k
tum kis k isharo per nachtay ho..

2nd: Kaminay syasat mein BV
ka kya kaam..? :P