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Hamare Ghar Wo I Thi

Bari Khushion K Baad Pehli Baar
Humare Ghar Wo I Thi
Faraz
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Ammi Boli!
Ja Beta Behan K Liye Samosay Le Aa

Dil Tornay Ki Koshish

Mera Dil Tornay Ki Usney
Koshish To Bohut Ki Faraz
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Per Usko Shayed Ye Nahi Pata K...
'Mughal Steel' Sub Tu Mazboot Te Bemisaal

Heart Fail Hote Hote Reh Gaya

Mera Tou Ye Sun Kar
Heart Fail Hote Hote
Reh Gaya
Faraz



Jab Kaam Wali Maasi
Ne Kaha..
'Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe
Bhi Add Karlo'

Surat Ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekha Karte Hein

Hum Dosti Mein Surat ko Nahi
Seerat Ko Dekha Karte Hain
FARAZ
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Tabhi Tou Mere Saare Dost
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Se Hain

Uss ne kaha mujhe

Uss ne kaha mujhe
mohabbat ki saza do Faraz
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Main ne ja kar sub kuch
uss k abbu ko bata diya

Aik hi kambal mein

Aik hi kambal mein ghus
gaye Mehmood aur ayaz
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Kyon k pankha full
kar k bhaag gaya Faraz

Dosto Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hoon

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se
Raabta Kam Rakhta Hoon "Faraz"
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Jo Milta Hai, Kehta Hai
Yaar Garmi Bari Ay...
'Bottle To Pila'

Barra mushkil hay

Barra mushkil hay school ki
miss se pyaar karna Faraz
...
...
Love letter bheja tha,
Home work samajh k check kar diya

Younhi Gunguna Rahay Thay

"Hum To Younhi Un K Saamne
Gunguna Rahe Thay"
Faraz
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Wo Qareeb Aa K Boli
Teri Aawaz Achi Hay
Tu "Pattisa" Becha Kar:-

Main apne ghar ki ek ek

Main apne ghar ki ek ek
cheez ginta hon faraz
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Aik tere aanay se pehlay
aik terey jany k baad

SmS karna chor diya us ne

Ghareeb Samajh Kar Humein
SmS Karna Chorr Diya Us Ne
"Faraz"
:
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Kiya Ghareebon K Mobile Mein
Inbox Nahi Hota?

Dosto Ko Bhoole Hoye Thay

Bohat Dinon Se Dosto'n Ko
Bhoole Hoye Thay 'Faraz'
,
,
,
Aaj Film 'NAMAK HARAM' Dekhi
To Sub Yaad Aa Gaye

Kisi ka jotha peenay se

Kisi ka jotha peenay se
mohabat barhti hay Faraz
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Kamina ye boltay boltay
meri sari pepsi pi gaya

Ammi Ziada Door Janay Nahi Deteen

Wo jaanti bhi hai k ammi mujhe
zyada door nahi jany deteen
Faraz
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Phir bhi kehti hai
'falak tak chal 7 mery,
falak tak chal 7 chal'

Usne meri zindagi Kaanton

Usne meri zindagi
kaanton se bhar di Faraz
!!
!!
Wo jo kehti thi
"Maahi Aawyga me phollan
naal dharti sajawangi"

Na poch teri judai k lamhe

Na poch teri judai k
lamhe main kese bitata hon
Faraz
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Pani mein surfExcel mila k
straw se bulbule banata hon

Mere tou yehi soch soch kar

Mere tou yehi soch soch kar
baal sufaid ho gaye
Faraz
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Indian aurtein saarih mein
potti kese karti hongi

Garam Paani Mein Elfi

Jo log roz garam pani mein
ELFI daal ke nahaty hain
..Faraz..
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Wo log kabhi toot ke
bikhra nahi karty

Kamzor Na Samajh

Meray Patlay Jism Ko
Kamzor Na Samajh
Faraaaz!
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Agar Main Aashiq Na Hota
To Aaj John Cena Hota

Muqadar mein raat ki neend nahi

Muqqadar Mein Raat Ki Neend
Nahi Tau Kiya Huwa
..FARAZ..
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Hum Bhi Muqqadar Ko Choona Laga Kar
Din Ko So Jate Hain:-

Khushi K Lamhay Kis Kadar

Khushi K Lamhay Kis Kadar
Mukhtasir Hotay Hain Faraz
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Abhi Bachi Online Hee Hue Thi
K Light Chali Gayi

Zindagi mein andhery hein

Hamari to Zindagi Mein
andherray Hain (Faraz)




Woh Or log Hain jinhon Ne
U.P.S lagwa rakhe Hain

Har Baat Pe Mat Rootha Kare

Un se keh do k yun her
baat pe mat rootha kare
Faraz...
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Kisi din meter ghoom gaya to
sir phaar doon ga:-

Sirf Muhabbat Hi Nahi

Sirf Muhabbat Hi Nahi Dunya
Mein Dard Ka Sabab ""Faraz""
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Suna Hay Teeka Lagny Say Bhi
Bari Takleef Hoti Hay

Owa owa owaon owaon

Owa owa owaon owaon ammi owaon Faraz
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Hom ahon ahon aen aen ahon papa...
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Faraz k bachpan ka sher
jab wo sirf 7 month ka tha:-

Bujha Lo Ishq Ki Piyaas

Bujha lo apne seenay se ishq ki pyaas
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Faraz de raha hai tarboz ka sharbat
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The Worst Feeling

The Worst Feeling
In The World
Is Giving All Your Love
And
Knowing It'll
Never Be Returned:-

People Look For The Perfect Person

People look for the
perfect person to love
but
they fail to realize
that people become perfect
only when we begin to
love them sincerely!

Don't wait until it's too late

Don't wait until
it's too late to
tell someone...
how much you love,
How much you care.
Because
when they're gone,
No matter how loud
you shout and cry,
they won't hear you anymore.

I do not wish to be

"I do not wish to be
Everything to Everyone
But
I would like to
Be
Something to Someone"

Facts about the people we love

"Facts about the
people we love"
--
1: You hurt them But
love them most,
2: You fight with them
Because you have more
expectations with them,
3: You smile with tears
in your eyes and pain
in heart when they
hurt you first,
then apologise,
4: You think about
them alot when you
try to forget them,
5: After long chat
on phone, the moment
you disconnect you
remember you forgot
some important thing
to say,
This is the way
our life goes on
forever and ever!

Lover's are like Liver & Kidney

Lover's are like
liver & kidney!
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Boy is liver
& Girl is kidney.
-
If liver fails
kidney fails,
If kidney fails
liver manages with
the other kidney.

P i y a r

"Piyar"
--
P=Pehli Baar Kisi Ko Itna Chaha.
I=Intazar Her Pal.
Y=Yaqeen Khud Se Bhi Zayda.
A=Arman Use Pane Ka.
R=Raha Na Jaye Ab TUM Bin

Love is never wanting

Love is never wanting
to lose faith,
never wanting to give up,
and never truly moving on.
::
Love is knowing and praying...
in the deepest part of
what's left of your
heart that they feel the same.

Cute l0ve st0ry of a sch0ol b0y

Cute l0ve st0ry of a sch0ol b0y:.
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"I never did my homework,
to get punishment of
standing in front of
my angel's bench
just to see her for
the whole period"

Its Love When A Little Baby...

Whats Love?
--
Its love when
a little baby girl
puts all her energy.......
to give her daddy a
head massage to relief
his headache
-
love is when
a wife makes tea for
her husband & take
a sip before him to
see if the tea is ok
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Its love when
a mother gives her
son da best piece of
chicken n he pass it
to his younger sister
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Its Love when
a friend holds
ur hand tightly on
a slippery road after
rain for ur protection.
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Love is actually a
name of care.
TAKE CARE...

A Good Daughter Say To Her Lover

A Good Daughter Say
To Her Lover....
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:Haan Ye Sach Hai K
Mujhe Tum Se Muhabat Hai . .
Ye Bhi Sach Hai K
Main Tumhari Chahat Hon..
Par Meri Zindagi Main
Chahton Ki Kami To Nahi...
Rishte Aur Bhi Hain
Sirf Tum Hi Se To Nahi...
Apni Zaat K Is Pehlu Se
Aaj Milwaon Tumhain . . .
Main Kya Hon ? Kaisi Hon.. ?
Zara Batlaon Tumhain . . .
Main Apni Maa Ki Tarbiyat
Main Dhala Sancha Hon...
Apne Baba Ki Umeedon Se
Pur Ik Khaaka Hon...
Apne Bhai Ki Gherat Hon...
Janti Hon Main, Mujhse Hi Hai
Ghar Ki Izzat Manti Hon Main...
To Behak Jaon Main
Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahi...
K Dil Wo Sab Bhi Rakhte Hain...

That is True Love

What is Love?
--
::Jb Maa Matha Choom K
Kehti Hy "Jeetey Raho Beta"
::Jb BAAP Har Us Waqt Intezar
Krta Hy Jab Jab BETA
Gher Der Se Lauta Hy
::Jub Chota Bhai Kahey k
"Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na
1 Tumhara 1 Mera"
::Aur Jub Ek Dost Kahey
"Tention Na Le Yaar Main Hon Na"
That is true "LOVE"

A Question Was Asked...

Once IN A Seminar,
A Question WAS Asked...!
What Is True Love?
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Appreciated Answer WAS
"Only ALLAH & A Mother
Knows The Exact Answer"

Ye Phool Ye Kaliyan Ye Mosam

Ye phool, ye kaliyan,
ye mosam sub qudrat k
nazaray hain
::
Ye sMs hum unko bhejtay hain,
jo humein apni jaan
se bhi piyaray hain

Only Two Persons On This Earth

Only Two Persons On
dis Earth Will B
Extremely Happy.
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One Who Gets
Everything In Love.
&
The One Who Does Not
Know What Is LovE...

Mohabbat Aisa Khel Hai...

=*Mohabbat* =
-
wahid aisa khel hai
Jo "seekh" Jata hai
"wohi", "haar" Jata hai.

The taste of water

"The taste of water
can be joyed only when
we are thirsty..!
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Same way, "The Love of a Person
will be known when we are Alone"

Some Times My Heart Ask Me

Some Times My Heart Ask Me
Why I Care Of U
Why I Miss U
Why I Love U
Why S Think Of U
Why I Want U
Then My Mind Answer Me
It Is Very Smiple
Coz I Love U

Phool Juda Juda Magar

Phool Juda Juda Magar
Khushboo Juda Nahi
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Hum Tum Juda Juda Magar
Dil Juda Nahi

Hum ne Tum se Tumhain Maanga

Hum ne Tum se Tumhain Maanga,
-
To Tum Muskura Diye
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Tum Ye Bhi Tou Keh Sakte Thay...
K "PAGAL"
Apni Cheezain Maanga Nahi Karte*

I Can See You In My Hands

I Can See You In My Hands,
Whenever I Join Them For Prayer,
Your Face Is One Of Those,
Who Live In My Heart...
Because Our Relation Is
From Heart To Heart::

I'll Lend You My Shoulder

I'll Lend You My Shoulder
For U 2 Cry On,
My Ears 2 Listen To,
My Hand For U 2 Hold,
My Feet To Walk With U,
But,
I Can't Lend U My Heart,
Because It Already
Belongs To U:-

Most Superior Example Of Love

Most Superior Example Of
Love In My Life:
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"When Apples Were 4
& We Were 5...
Then My Brother Said;
I Don't Like Apples

If You Feel Tired...

"If You Feel Tired Come
And Take Rest In My Heart"
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"If You Think That My Heart
Beat Is Disturbing You"
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"Don't Worry I Will Stop
My Heart Beats For You"

How Do U Define Crazy LOVE?

How Do U Define Crazy LOVE?
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A Snowman Gave A
Snowwoman A Warm Hug
And
They Both Melted In
Eachother's Arms!!

That Person Loves You Even More

"L O V E"
is when you tell someone
something bad about yourself & you
are scared that person won't love
you anymore..
But,
Then you get surprised because not only
does that person still love you,
That person loves you even more-:

Ek Artist Ne Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer Bnai

Ek Artist se dil k
darwaze ki tasveer
banane ko kaha gaya..
-
Us ne bohat haseen
ghar banaya or us
mein chota sa khoobsurat
darwaza lagaya
or us ka handle nahi tha.
-
Kisi ne pocha:
Handle kyon nahi lagaya?
To us Artist ne kaha...
Dil ka darwaza ander
se khola jata hai
bahir se nahi....!

Love defined by a school boy

Love defined by a school boy:
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"Love is when we sit at
the last bench of the class
& feel we special when
she turns back
& look at me only 2
confirm that I'm
present or not".

If You Have It

If you have it
you don't need to
have anything else.
-
If you don't have it
it doesn't matter much what
else you have!

Mohabbat her shakhs ko azmati hai

Mohabbat her shakhs ko azmati hai,
-
Kisi se rooth jati hai,
Kis pe muskurati hai
-
ye khel hi kuch aise hai
-
Koi dhondta hai umer bhar,
Kisi ko pal mein mil jati hai

Love is like an Electronic product

LOVE...
is like an electronic product
But,
Made In CHINA
-
NO Warranty,
No Guarantee!
-
Chalay to CHAND TAK,
Nahin to SHAAM TAK!

Love iS thE SevEnth SeNse

'Love iS thE SevEnth SeNse
Which
DeStrOys
All thE
SiX SeNses--!

Samjho tou Ehsaas

Samjho tou Ehsaas,
-
Dekho tou Rishta,
-
Kaho tou Lafz,
-
Chaho tou Zindagi,
-
Kar lo tou Ibadat,
-
Nibha lo tou Bandagi,
-
Toot jaye tou Muqadar,
-
Chut jaye tou Zawal,
-
Haar jao tou Nafrat,
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Socho tou Khushi,
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Pa lo tou Jannat,
-
Na mil sake tou Kismat,

Love is when...

* Love is when
MoM kisses my forehead
-
* Love is that PaPPa waiting
for me, When I came late
-
* Love is that when my sister
while doing my work says...
Jab meri shaadi ho jae gi tou
kon kare ga tumharay kaam?
-
* Love is that when brother says
Tujhe pasand hay, chal rakh lay
main or khreed lon ga
-
* Love is that when my best
friend says Tension na lay yaar,
Main hon na tere saath

Shan-e-Umar Farooq R.A

Shan-e-Umar Farooq R.A
~~
Woh Umar (R.A) Jis ko
Nabi (S.A.W) ne maanga tha.
~
Woh Umar (R.A) jis ne
22 lakh murabba meel par
islam ka jhanda lehraya.
~
Woh Umar (R.A) jis k liye
mere Nabi (S.A.W) ne farmaya...
k agar mere bad koi Nabi hota
to woh Umar (R.A) hote.
~
Woh Umar (R.A) jis ki
bahadri par yahodi yeh
kehne par majbor ho gaye...
k Agar Umar (R.A) 10 saal
aur hakomat karte...
tu pori dunya mein Allah
aur Mohammad (S.A.W) ka
kalma nafiz kar dete.
(Subhanallah)

Husn-e-kirdar se noor-e-mujasim ho ja

Husn -e- kirdar se noor -e- mujasim ho ja...
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K iblees b tujhey dehkey to musalman ho jaey.*.
Alama Iqbal

Goongi Ho Gai he Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte

Goongi Ho Gai he Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte!
Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte!
~
Ye Bat to Nhi k Mujhko is Per yaqin Nhi he,
Bas Dar Gaya khud ko sahib-e-Iman kehte kehte!
~
Tofiq Na hoi Mujhe 1 waqt ki Namaz parhne ki
Chup Ho gaya Moazzin Azan kehte kehte
~
Kisi kafir Ne jo Pucha k ye konsa Mahina he
Sharam se pani ho gaya Me Ramzan kehte kehte
~
Meri Almari Me Gard se Ati kitab ka Jo ksi ne Pucha
Main Gir Gya Zamin Me QURAN kehte kehte.

Jab Baap Ki Izzat Kho Jaye

Jab Baap Ki Izzat Kho Jaye
Jb Qoum ki Ghairat So Jaye
~
Jb MAA ki Nazren Jhuk Jayen
Alfaz Labon Tak Ruk Jayen
~
Jb Ghar Ghar Mein Sur Taal Chale
Aur Aurat Nangey Baal Chale
~
Jab Rishwat Sar Charh k Bolay
Aur Tajir Jan k Kam Tolay
~
Phir Jub Ye Sab Kuch Hota Hy
ALLAH Ghafil Hy Na Sota Hy
~
Jb USKA Qehar Barasta Hy
Qaroon Zameen Mein Dhanasta Hy
~
Phir Jab WO Pakar Pe Aata Hy
Firaoon b Ghotay Khata Hy
~
Qoum-e-Aad b Zer-o-Zabar Hui
QURAN Mein Iski Khabar Hui
~
Yeh Sab Ibrat ko Hain Kaafi..
Aaj Maang lo ALLAH Se Maafi
Aaj Maang lo ALLAH Se Maafi...!

Namaz, Dua, Dolat, Roza, Dil

*.*NAMAZ*.*
iss taraah parho jesey
ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...
*.*DUA*.*
Esey maango jesey ALLAH
sey bheek maang rahey ho...
*.*DOLAT*.*
Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey
mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...
*.*ROZA*.*
Esey rakho jesey zindagi
kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein
khatam ho rahey hon...
*.*DIL*.*
ko esa banaao jesey dil
mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.

Namaz K 11 Faiday

Namaz K 11 Faiday...
::
1. Raahat, Sakoon Aur Itminaan
2. Chehray Ki Nooraniat
3. Dil Ka Noor
4. Jism Ki Raahat
5. Qabar Mein Saathi
6. Nazool-e-Rehmat Ka Zariya
7. Aasmaano Ki Chaabi
8. Mezaan-e-Hisaab Ka Wazan
9. ALLAH Ki Raza
10. Jannat Ki Qeemat
11. Aag Se Bchao Ka Zariya

Aye Khuda Jab b Tera Asmaan Dekhta Hon

Aye Khuda Jab b Tera Asmaan Dekhta Hon,
Us Me Basa Ek Jahan Dekhta Hon,
~
Najany Kitny Hi Jahanon Ki Sair Karta Hon,
Khol Kar Jab Tera Quran Dekhta Hon,
~
Ehsaan Kitney Hain Bandon Pe Terey,
Jab Bhi Surah Rehmaan Dekhta Hon,
~
Tu To Kehta Hai Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Hon Main Qareeb,
Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj Ka Insan Dekhta Hon,
~
Uski Rehmat Se Kabhi Mayoos Na Hona Aye Dost,
Tujh Pe Mai Uski Rehmat K Nishaan Dekhta Hon,.

Quraan Paak Info

The quran has....
Siparay: 30
Munzil: 7
Surats: 114 Maki=86 Madni=28
Raku: 540
Ayaat: 6666
Haroof: 323760
Zaber: 53243
Zear: 39582
Pesh: 8804
Madd: 1771
Tasheed: 1243

Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo

Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo
Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho Jana Hy
Sajaun To Us Ghar Ko Jahan se
Kabi Wapis Nahi Ana Hy
~
Me Is Jisam Ko Q Sawaron
Jisse Mitti Me Mil Jana Hy
Sawaron To Us ROOH Ko Jise
Apne Khaliq-e-Haqeeqi Ke Pas Jana Hy
~
Me Apne Apko Apne Kapro se Q Zahir Karun
Mujhe To Sirf 1 Kafan Me Wapis Jana Hai.

Information Of Quran Paak

What is QURAN
~~
"Allah Ki Kitab Jo
Puri Dunya Ki Sardar"
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"Kitab Ko Laane Wala Jibrael (A.S)
Jo Farishton Ka Sardar"
~
"Jis Par Utra Wo Nabiyon
Ka Sardar Muhammad (S.A.W.W)"
~
"Jis Ummat par Utra Wo
Ummaton Ki Sardar Musleman"
~
"Jis Shehar Mein Utra Wo
Shehron Ka Sardar Makkah, Madina"
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"jis Maheenay Mein Utra Wo
Maheeno Ka Sardar Ramzan"
~
"Aur Jis Raat Mukamal Hua Wo
Raaton Ki Sardar Shab-e-Qadar"

3 cheezon ka sawab bohat ziada hy

3 cheezon ka sawab bohat ziada hy
~~
1- Garmiyuon key Rozey.
2- Sardiyuon ka Wazzoo.
3- Jawani ki Ibbadat.

Seeny Se Hmare Kahin Emaan Hai Ghayab

Seeny Se Hmare Kahin Emaan Hai Ghayab,,,
Muslim Hain Ya Kafir,Yehi Pehchan Hai Ghayab,,,
~
Dunia Ki lazaton Me Bs Mashghol Hain Hum Sb,
Or Dil Se RAB-E-PAK Ka Farman Hai Ghayab,,,
~
Hum Samney Kaise Bhala Jayn Ge KHUDA K,
Jab Aakhrat Ka Sabhi Saman Hai Ghayab.

Allah Always likes to

Allah Always likes to
know again and again
what you want.
~
It's not that he forgets
your needs But He
loves to feel the sweetness
of your Prayer

MOHABBAT Haqiqat hy

MOHABBAT Haqiqat hy.
~~
Mohabbat mein dil chahta ha k
mehboob se baten karen...Ye hy "NAMAZ"
~
Mohabat mein dil chahta ha k
mehbob k liye khana pina chor dain Ye hy"ROZA"
~
Mohabat mein dil chahta ha k
us per apna sara mal luta dainYe hy"ZAKAT"
~
Mohabat mein dil chahta hy k
mehbob k ghar k chakar lagainYe hy" HAJ"
~
Mohabbat mein dil chahta ha k
apni jan qurban kar dainYe hy "JEHAD"

I Asked For Strength

I asked for Strength...
and Allah gave me
difficulties to make me strong.
~
I asked for Wisdom...
and Allah gave me Problems to solve.
~
I asked for prosperity...
And Allah gave me a Brain to work.
~
I asked for Courage..
and Allah gave me obstacles to overcome.
~
I asked for Love...
and Allah gave me Troubled people to deal with.
~
I asked for Favors...
and Allah gave me Opportunities.
~
I received nothing that I wanted...
But I received everything I needed..@

The Journey of LIFE

The Journey of LIFE is
Travelled Only Once!!
So,
Make TAUBA For Past,,,
SHUKAR For Present,,,
And!!
DUA For The Future...
Because
DUA is The Only Element
That Changes TAQDEER...
Everything is"Pre-Written!
"But, with Prayers it
can be "Re-Written"
So,
Live the Best and Leave
the rest to Allah:-

Kya Bharosa He Zindagani Ka

Kya Bharosa He Zindagani Ka
Insan Bul Bula He Pani Ka
~
Jee Rahe Hen Kapre Badal Badal Kar
1 Din 1 Kapre Men Le Jayengy
Kandhe Badal-Badal Kar...
~
#Namaz Qaim Karen#

Yeh Aik Sajda Jisay Tu

Yeh Aik Sajda Jisay Tu Garan Samajhta Hai...
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Hazaar Sajdon Se Daita Hai Admi Ko Nijaat

Jise Koi Nahi Janta Usey RAB Janta Hai

Jise Koi Nahi Janta Usey RAB Janta Hai
Raaz Ko Raaz Na Samjho Wo Sab Janta Hai
~
Agar Mangna Hai Tau Us RAB Se Maango
Zuban Pe Aaney Se Pehle Jo Dil Tarap Janta Hai

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha

,,Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha,,
,,Par Ghaafil Raha Namaz Se,,
~
,,Ab Kiya Fiada Shoq-E-Namaz Ka,,
,,Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri,,

Jis Ne Dunia Ko Chorr Dia

Jis Ne Dunia Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Allah Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
~
Jis Ne Gunaahon Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Farishton Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
~
Jis Ne Musalmaano Se Tamaa Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Musalmaano Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
(Hazrat Usman Ghani)

Saza Dene Wala Jaza Dene Wala

****ALLAH****
~~
Saza Dene Wala Jaza Dene Wala
Wo Sare Dukhon Ki Dawa Dene Wala
~
Koi Sidq-E-Dil Se Muafi tou Maange
Wo Rehmat K Darya Baha Dene Wala
~
Wo Chaahe Tou Gulshan Ko Veeran Kar De
Wo Sehra Ko Gulshan Bana Dene Wala
~
Nahi Uska Saani Zamane Mein Koi
Wo Yakta Hai Sub Ko Mitta Dene Wala
~
Zara Ghor Tou Kar Tu Qabro'n Pe Ja Kar
Wo Mitti Mein Heeray Mila Dene Wala

RAB Se Muhabat Ki 3 Alamaat

RAB Se Muhabat Ki 3 Alamaat...
~~
1: Tanha'e Mein Bhi Us Se Hya karna
2: Maal Ki Kami K Bawajood
Us Ki Raah Mein Sarf Karna
3: Neki Ki Dawat Dena

3 Arsh Ka Saya Dene Wali Nekian

3 Aesi Nekiyan Jin K Karne Se
Qayamat K Din Arsh Ka Saya Mile Ga
~~
1. Dil Na Chahte Hue Bhi Maaf Karna
2. Kisi Toote Huye Dil Ko Jorna
3. Kisi Ki Ghalti Pe Parda Rakhna

Aur Apne Rab Ki Bhuji Hui

Al Quran
~~
'Aur Apne RAB Ki Bheji Hui
Kitaab Ki Pervi Ikhtiar Kar Lo
Qabal Is K,
K Tum Per Achanak Azaab Aa Jaye,
Aur Tum Ko Khabar Bhi Na Ho'
(Surah Zumur 55)

Jo Log Emaan Laye

AL-QURAN
~~
'Or Jo Log Emaan Laye Or
Unhon Ne Naik Amal Kiye...
Wo Ahl-Jannat Honge,
Jo Wahan Hamesha Rahain Gay.'
Surah Al-Baqra 81

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ki kuch aadaat

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
ki kuch Aadaat...
~~
1-Chalte waqt nigah nechi rakhte
2-Salam me hamesha pehal karte
3-Mehman nawazi khud karte
4-Nafal ibadat chup kar karte
5-Farz ibadat sub k samne karte
6-Bemar ki mizaj pursi karte
7-Miswak karte
8-Isha se pehle kabhi na sote
9-Kabhi khul kar na hanste, sirf muskurate

Nemat Milne Ka Shukar Ada karna

1 Nemat milne ka shukar ada karna..
dosri nemat milne ka zariya hai,
~
Har haam mein ALLAH PAK ka
shukar ada karte raho..
ta'k uski rehmaten aap
par nazil hoti rahen:-

ALLAH is wid u always

ALLAH is wid u always!
~~
When v r blessed,
He is al-rehman
~
When v r hungry,
He is al-razaq
~
When v r honoured,
He is al-moiz
~
When v r weak,
He is al-moqeet
~
When v pray,
He is al-mujeeb
~
When v need friend,
He is al-wali
~
Whe v r detracked,
He is al-hadi
~
When v r gifted,
He is al-kareem
~
When v r forgiven,
He is al-ghafoor
~
When v r in the darkness of hopelessness,
He is al-noor
~
If v r sinner,
He is al-tawwab
~
So ALLAH is always with us

Kartay hain log maal jama

Kartay hain log maal jama kiss liye yahaan
~
Silta hai aadmi ka kafan jaib k baghair
(Silent MSG 4 all)

Beshak ALLAH k farishte

"Beshak ALLAH k farishte
Dua-e-Rehmat karte hain...
jab tak tum namaz parh kar
ussi jaga bethay raho,
or koi baat na karo
~
(Bukhari Jild 1 Page 63)

Hifazat karo IMAN ki

Hifazat karo "IMAN" ki
Ibadat karo "REHMAN" ki
Tilawat karo "QURAN" ki
Ata'at karo "NABI K FARMAN" ki
Pukar suno "AZAN" ki
Kyun k "NAMAZ" shan hai "MUSALMAN" ki...

How blessed I am 2 b a muslim

How blessed I am 2 b a muslim!
~~
I say a simple salam 2 some1,
I am rewarded,
~
I smile at some1,
I am rewarded
~
I pray in masjid with jamaat,
I am rewarded
27 times more than who pray alone,
~
I begin anything with Bismillah,
that action of mine is rewarded
~
I think of doing a good deed,
I am rewarded,
~
I control my temper,
I am rewarded,
~
I hold the glass with my right hand,
while drinking, I am rewarded,
~
Allhamdulillah!

Ay Kaash baras jaye

"Ay Kaash baras jaye
yahan bhi noor ki barish"
~
"K Emaan kay sheeshon pe
bari gard jami hai...!

Main maut se darta hoon bohat

"Ek Haqiqat"
~~
Main maut se darta hoon bohat
Par ek din marna hai zaroor
~
Main kafan dekh kar laraz jata hoon
Par ek din pehn'na hai zaroor
~
Main janaza dekh kar ghamgeen ho jata hoon
Par ek din mera janaza uthna hai zaroor
~
Main qabar k andhere se kaanp jata hoon
Par is mein rehna hai zaroor
~
Ye dunya achi lagti hai
Par isko chor kar jana hai zaroor
~
Phir bhi main ne aakhirat ki tayari nahi ki
Aur Allah ko hisaab dena hai zaroor:-

Kisi Ne Kaha...

Kisi ne kaha bachpan
ek baar milti hai,
Khoob khel khood kar lo
~
Kahin se awaz aai,
Jawani ek baar milti hai
Khoob enjoy kar lo
~
Kisi ne kaha college life ek baar milti hai
Khoob masti kar lo
~
Lekin kabhi kisi ne ye kaha k
zindagi bhi ek baar milti hai
Apne Allah ko raazi kar lo
Think About It

Jo milay hayat-e-khizar mujhy

*"Hamd"*
~~
Jo milay hayat-e-khizar mujhy,
Aur usey main sarf-e-sana karon
~
Tera shukar phir bhi ada na ho
Tera shukar kaise ada karon
~
Nahi koi tere siwa mera,
Jisay yaad tere siwa karon
~
Main bohat hi aajiz-o-be-nawa,
Tere aagay meri bisat kiya?
~
Main kaha karon tu suna karey,
Tu diya karay main liya karon
~
Tere dar pe kham rahe sur mera,
Teri rehmaton mein guzra mera
~
Koi bhool ho tou maaf kar,
Mujhy baksh dey jo khata karon...:-
Ameen

Islamic Medical Tips

"Skin k liye wazo ka paani"
"Jigar k liye quran ki tilawat"
"Sehat k liye namaz"
Aur
"Khush rehne k liye
zikr-e-Allah kiya karo"

Jannat Mein Le Janay Wali Cheez...

Jo cheez meri ummat
ko sab se ziaadah
'JANNAT' mein lay jaye gi
Woh..
Khauf-e-Khuda aur
khush akhlaaqi hai.
~
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Ek Namaz Qaza Karne Ki Saza

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya...
~
Ek namaz qaza karne wala
(beshak wo qaza baad mein parh ley)
Ek arsa jahanum mein jale ga...
Ek arse mein 80 saal hote
hain or ek saal mein 365 din...
Aur qayamat ka ek din
50 hazar saal ka hoga...
Yaani ek namaz qaza karne se
2 kror 88 lakh saal jahanum
mein jalna parega.
*Namaz Parhne Ki Aadat Daal Len*

Dunya k ay musafir

Dunya k ay musafir
Manzil teri qabar hay
~
Kar raha hay jo tu
2 din ka ye safar hay
~
Ye aali shaan bangle
Wahan kaam k nahi
~
Makhmal pe sone wale
Matti mein so rahe hain
~
Is baat ko na bhoolo
Sub ka yehi hashar hay
~
2 gaz zameen ka thukra
Chota sa tera ghar hay
~
Dunya k ay musafir
Manzil teri qabar hay

Taza Gosht Hai Le Lo...

Qasaai awaz laga raha tha
k taza gosht hay le lo...
~
Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A)
ka guzar hua,
Tou us ne aap (R.A) se
bhi kaha k acha gosht
hay le lein!
~
Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne kaha
aaj meri jaib ijazat nahi deti...
Is pe qasaai bola k
main aap se udhaar
kar sakta hoon?
Aap (R.A) ne ek bohut
hikmat se labraiz jumla kaha..
~
"Ye udhaar main apne
pait se kion na karoon
jis ko main jannat mein
is se behtar ghizar
khila sakta hoon"
~
(SubhanAllah)

REFLECTIONS

"REFLECTIONS"
~~
-Sometimes Allah taala
breaks our spirit to
save our soul...
~
-Allah breaks our heart
to make us whole...
~
-Allah sends us pain so
we can be stronger...
~
-Allah sends us failure
so we can be humble...
~
-Allah sends us illness so
we can take better care of ourselves...
~
-Allah takes something away
from us so we can learn the
value of everything we have..
~
Trust 'Allah' Love 'Allah'
What ever he does is always
the best for us:-

Ay Emaan Walo

'Al Quran'
~
Ay emaan walo!
Allah ki khatir haq par
qayim rehne wale or
insaf ki gawahi dene
wale bano...
Kahin aisa na ho k
logo k dushmani tumhein
is baat par amada kar
day k tum insaf chor do!
~
Insaf karo yehi parhezgari ki
baat hay or allah se darte raho.
~
(Sura e Maaida Ayat 08)

Paak Hai Wo Zaat

Paak hai wo parwardigaar,
Jo bardasht se ziyada dukh nahi deta,
~
Magar oqaat se ziyada sukh zarur deta hai.

Karon kyon na bayan hamd-o-sana us khuda ki

Karon kyon na bayan hamd-o-sana us khuda ki
K jis ne mujhey har khushi ataa ki
~
Kia darguzar meri har ik khata ko
Or mujh par apni rehmat sada ki
~
Main karta rahoonga tera shukar aey Rub
Meri zindagi ny jab tak wafa ki
~
Mujhe hay bohat aas bakhshish ki us sy
Kyon k Raheemi, Kareemi hay shaan us Khuda ki

Gunah

"Gunah"
~~
1. Jis gunah se umar kam hoti hay
wo bivi se bad-salooki hay,
~
2. Jis gunah se insan par lanat
hoti hay, wo jhoot hay.
~
3. Jis gunah se pakar hoti hay,
wo zulm hay.
~
4. Jis gunah se rizq band hota hay,
wo zina hay.
~
5. Jis gunah par parda faash ho
jata hay, wo nasha hay.
~
6. Jis gunah se poori insaniyat
tabah hoti hay, wo qatal hay.
~
7. Jis gunah se nematon ko zawal
aata hay, wo takabur hay.

Namaz Parhte Waqt...

Namaz parhte waqt aglay
lafz pe tawajah rakho
is tarah dusre khayalat
rukh jaen gay.
~
Namaz mein jub qayam par
kharay hon tou nazren
sajdey ki jagah rakho,
~
Jab rukkoo karo tou paron
k dermiyan dekho,
~
Jab sajda karo tou naak
ki simmat mein or jab
beth jao tou nazren jholi
mein honi chahiye,
~
Jab salam phero tou dono
kandhon ko dekho.

Jab Azan Di Jaye Tou...

Aap S.A.W.W ne farmaya:
~
Jab azaan di jaye tou
har kaam chor do,
Yahan tak k Quran Pak parhna bhi
~
Jo shakhs azaan k darmian
baat karta hay to maut k
waqt usey kalma naseeb na hoga.

Duniawi sheron ka kalaam

Duniawi sheron ka kalaam parh k dekho
Phir mere "RAB" ka Quran parh k dekho
~
Sub ghum door ho jayen gay
Bas ek baar dil se surah-e-rehman parh k dekho

I Love You The Most Allah

One day a man said to
Allah "I Love You The Most"
~
Allah took all his wealth and
asked "Do you love me now?"
~
The man said more than before
~
Allah made all his family against
him so they all left him
~
Allah asked "Do you still love me?"
~
He said: "Yes"
~
Allah made him so poor that
he had nothing to wear and eat
~
Allah asked once more:
"Do you love me now?"
~
The man said:
"I Love You the most because...
There is nothing in between us now.

Apne Behtareen Waqt Ko Namaz K Liye...

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya....
~
Apne behtreen waqt ko
Namaz k liye waqf karo
Kyon k tumhare sub kaam
tumhari namaz k baad
qabool hongey

Ek khoobsurat Aitbaar

Ek khoobsurat "Aitbaar"
~
Agar Allah tumhari dua'ain
poori kar raha hay tou
wo tumhara yaqeen
barha raha hay
~
Agar dua'ain poori karne
mein dair kar raha hay tou
tumhara sabr barhar raha hay
~
Agar tumhari dua'on ka
jawab nahi de raha hay tou
wo tumhein aazma raha hay

Un k darbar mein jo log sada dete hein

"UN" k darbar mein jo log sada dete hain
Har musibat se wo door raha karte hain
~
Mere aaqa ko madinay tak na mehdud samjho
Wo tau aashiqon k seeno mein raha karte hain

6 cheezein Jin ko sirf dekhne se bhi...

6 cheezein jinko sirf
dekhne se bhi nekian milti hein
~
1. Khana kaaba
2. Quran Pak
3. Waldain
4. Aalim-e-deen
5. Aab-e-zam-zam
6. Gumbade khizra

Missed Call De Kar Apni Yaad Dillai

Hum ne unko missed call dy kar
apni yaad dillai Faraz
/
/
Us ne Msg kar k kaha....
Kharish hay kiya?

4 Cheezein Jannat Ki Taraf Bulati Hein...

4 cheezein jannat ki taraf bulati hain.
~
1: Apni musibbat ko chupana
2: Waldein k saath neki karna
3: Chupa kar sadqa dena
4: Kasrat se La Ilaha Illallahu kehna

Duaon K Qaboliat K Auqat

Ahaadees k mutabiq
Duaon k qaboliat k auqaat
~
1. Farz Namaz k baad
2. Azaan aur iqaamat k darmian
3. Tahajud k waqt
4. Barish baraste waqt
5. Safar mein

Jis Mein 3 Sifaat Hongi Wo...

*YAAD RAKHIAY*
Jis mein 3 sifaat hongi
wo kabhi bhi sharminda nahi ho ga
~
1. "Sab-o-Tahamul"
2. "Sallah-o-Mashwara"
3. "Allah pe tawakkal or bharosa"

Darood-e-Paak Gunahon Ko Itni Tezi Se...

Hazrat abu-bakker(R.A) farmatay hain
Darood-e-paak insaan k
gunahon ko itni tezi se
mitatha hay k itni tezi
se paani bhi aag ko
nahi bhujata.

I Love You Allah Se Kaho

I Love You Allah Se Kaho
~
I Miss You Namaz Ko Kaho
~
I Believe You Quran Ko Kaho
~
I Trust You Rasool(S.A.W.W) Ko Kaho
~
I Hate You Gunah Ko Kaho

Main Ne Us Zaat Pe Likhne Ki Jasarat Ki Hai.

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki jisarat ki hay
Jis ki daman pe farishton ne ibadat ki hay
~
Kis ki jurat mere Aqaa(S.A.W.W) k brabar aye
Mere aqaa(S.A.W.W) ne tou nabiyon ki immamat ki hay
~
Zakhm kha kar bhi jo pholon ki ridayen bakhshae
Mere aqaa(S.A.W.W) ne tou kanton se bhi mohabbat ki hay
~
Allah Allah wo kiya log thy jin logon ne
Chalte phirte mere aqaa(S.A.W.W) ki ziyarat ki hay
~
Aasmano pe zaminon pe hukumat ki hay MUSLIM
Jis kisi ne mere aqaa(S.A.W.W) ki eta'at ki hay

Andheron ko WO noor deta hai

Andheron ko "WO" noor deta hai
Zikar "ZIKAR" dil ko sroor deta hai
~
"USS" se yakeen se jo bhi mango
"WO" ALLAH hai zaroor deta hai

Jab bhi tera aasman dekhta hon

Ay khuda jab bhi tera aasman dekhta hon
Us mein basa ek jahan dekhta hon
~
Najanay kitne hi jahanon ki sair karta hon
Khol kar jab tera Quran dekhta hon
~
Ehsaan kitney hain bandon pe teray
Jab bhi surah-rehmaan dekhta hon
~
Tu tou kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon mein qareeb
Phir pareshaan kyun aaj ka insaan dekhta hon
~
Usko rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona ay Dost
Tujh pe main uski rehmat ki nishaan dekhta hon

Ye dour hay afra tafri ka

Ye dour hay afra tafri ka
Ye waqt hay nafsa nafsi ka
~
Kuch hosh nahi insaano ko
Khatra hay sub ki jano ko
~
Ek khauf sa sub pe chaya hay
Chehra chehra murjaya hay
~
Kyon dunia mein andhera hay
Kyon zulm ne sub ko ghera hay
~
Aawaz ye dil se aati hay
Or roz mujhe batlati hay
~
Deen pe chalna chor diya
Quran se rishta tor diya
~
Bus ye hay waja barbadi ki
Bus ye hay waja nakami ki

Khushnaseeb Kon?

Ek din aik sahabi ne
aap S.A.W.W se arz kiya k
Hum ne aap ko dekha aap
se baat ki aur aap k saath
khana khaya kiya hum se bhi
ziyada khushnaseeb koi hoga
is dunya mein?
~
Rasool Akram S.A.W.W ne farmaya k
tum ne mujhe dekha aur suna tou
emaan laye, meri aane wali ummat
jo mujhe bina dekhey bina suney
mujh par emaan layen gay wo
tum se ziyada khushnaseeb hongay.
(SubhanAllah)

Jis Ki Namaz Achi us ki zindagi achi

Jis ki namaz achi
Us ki zindagi achi
~
Jis ki zindagi achi
Us ki maut achi
~
Jis ki maut achi
Us ki qabar achi
~
Jis ki qabar achi
Us ki aakhirat achi
~
Jis ki aakhirat achi
Us ki jannat paki
~
So Don't Miss Namaz

Khush-Haali laaney wali 7 cheezain

Khush-Haali laaney wali 7 cheezain
~
1 Quran ki tilawat
2 Namaaz ki pabandi
3 Allah ka shukr ada karna
4 Majboor ki mada karna
5 Gunahon se tauba
6 Azeezon se acha sulook
7 Subah k waqt surah-e-yaseen
Aur shaam k waqt surah-e-waqiya ki tilaawat
~
(Achi baat phelana bhi sadqa-e-jaria hay)

Nabi Kareem S.A.W.W Ki Sunat

Nabi kareem s.a.w.w ki sunat
~
1: Logo sy mitey waqt muskurana
2: Andhy ko rasta dikhana
3: Rastay sy pathar htana
4: Jab marez ki ayadat ko jao
to usy apnay liye dua karne
ko kaho q k marez ki dua
frishton ki dua ki tarha hoti hay

Allah Ki 4 Rematen Aur 4 Azaab

Allah ki 4 rehmtain
jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti.
~
1 Beti
2 Mehman
3 Barish
4 Bimari
~
Allah k 4 azab jo insan
bohut khushi se qabool karta hai
~
1 Sood
2 Jahez
3 Gheebat
4 Jhoot
~
((Achi aur nek baat
phelana sadqa-e-jaria hai))

Insan Ki Tabahi 3 Baton mein

"Insan" ki tabahi 3 baton mein hy...
~
1) Toba ki umeed pe gunah karna
2) Zindagi ki umeed pe toba na karna
3) Toba kiye bagher rehmat ki umeed karna

Allah is with you always

Allah is with U always!
~
When U are blessed, He is Al-rehman
When U are Hungry, He is Al-razzaq
When U are honoured, He is Al- Moiz
When U are weak, he is Al-moqeet
When U pray, He is Al-mujeeb
When U need friend, He is Al-wali
When U are detracked, He is Al-hadi
When U are gifted, He is Al-kareem

Aur Ek Waqt Aaye Jab...

Irshad-e-Nabwi S.A.W.W ....
~
Aur ek wakt aye ga jab
log neki ko mayub aur
burai par fakhar karen ge,
~
Us wakt har tarha ki
asaaish muyasir ho gi,
Har ghar mein naach gana hoga,
Log mukhtlif bemareo,
Preshanio mein mubtla honge,
~
Maa aur nokrani mein
koi farq na ho ga,
~
Log imartein aik
dosre se unchi banaen ge,
~
Ap S.A.W.W ne farmaya k
jab aisa zamana aye to
kasrat se "ASTAGHFAAR" parhna
Kyun k ye sub se mufeed amal ho ga

Jab Azan Di Jaye Tou...

Jab azan di jaye to har kaam chor do.
Jo shakhs azan kay darmian
baat karta hay tou
maut kay waqt usey
Kalma naseeb na ho ga.

Sirf 1 Raat Sakoon Se Soya

Hazrat Ali(A.S) ne farmaya k
main puri zindagi mein
sirf aik raat skoon se soya hon.
~
Pucha gaya wo kyun?
~
Hazrat Ali(A.S) ne farmaya:
Jis din Ap (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya k:
Ay ali kal tum ny mal-e-ganimat
taqsem kar k ana hy.
Kyun k sirf us raat
mujy yaqen tha k
main subah zinda uthonga.
*SubhaAllah*

4 Ahaadees

1. Jab Musalman wazoo karta hai
to us k chehre, haath or
paon se gunah nikal jate hain.
(Muslim:244)
~
2. Waqt pe adaa ki hui namaz
Allah ko tamam amaal mein
ziada mahboob hai.
(Bukhari:527)
~
3. Jo shakhs subha ki namaz
ba-jamat parhe wo Allah k
zimma mein hota hai.
(Muslim:657)
~
4. Jab gunah kar betho to
wazu kar k namaz parho
phir astagfaar karo to
Allah tumhary gunah
bakhsh dey ga.
(Tirmizi Sharif: Jild1, Pg# 415)

4 Chizen Hoti Or 4 Chizen Na Hoti

Hazrat Musa(A.S) ne
Allah se arz kiya k
ya Allah bohut acha hota k
4 chezen hoti or
4 chizen na hoti.
~
1)Zindagi hoti, Mout na hoti
2)Janat hoti, Dozakh na hoti
3)Dolat hoti, Ghurbat na hoti
4)Sehat hoti, Bemari na hoti
~
Uper se awaz aye
~
1)Agar mout na hoti to Mera deedar na hota
2)agar ghurbat na hoti to Mera shukar kon ada karta
3)Agar dozakh na hoti to Mere azab se kon darta
4)Agar Bemari na hoti to Mujhy yaad kon karta

Read The Quran And Lead The World

Quran: The Passage To Heaven
Quran: The Solution Of All Problems
Quran: The Most Comprehensive & Authentic Book
So
Read The Quran
And
Lead The World.

Kitna Piyaara Hay Naam-E-Muhammad

Kitna Piyaara Hay Naam-E-Muhammad,
Jis Mein Nukta Bhi Rab Ko Gawara Nahi,

Khud Khuda Ne Nabi Say Ye Farma Diya,
Jo Tumhara Nahi Wo Humara Nahi
*SUBHAN ALLAH*

Hazrat Muhammat(S..A.W.W) Ki Kuch Aadaat

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ki kuch Aadaat.
~
1.Chaltay waqt nigal neechay rakhtay
2.Salaam mein hamesha pehal kartay
3.Mehmaan nawazi khud kartay
4.Nafli ibaadat chup kar kartay
5.Farz ibaadat sub k samnay kartay
6.Bimaar ki mizaaj pursi kartay
7.Jab khary hoey ghusa aata to
baith jatay aur baithy hoey ghusa aata to lait jatay
8.Miswaq kartay
9.Isha se pehlay kabhi na sotay
10.Kabhi khul kar na hanstay, sirf muskraty

Allah hum sub ko Sunat tareekon par
chalne ki taufeeq anaayat farmaye (Ameen)

Auron se manga kuch na mila

Auron se manga kuch na mila zillat mili
Allah se manga sab kuch mila izzat mili

A bande mang usi se jo deta hai khushi se
Aur
Phir kehta nahi kisi se

Hum Aag Se Dartay Hein

Hum "Aag" se dartay hain,
K wo jala de gi
"Pani" se darte hain
k wo dubo de ga
"Tofan" se darte hain
k wo tabah kar de ga
Hum "Allah" se q nahi darty
jo in sab par "Qadir" hai?

Unki Gali Mein Naseeb Se Jana

Unki gali mein naseeb se jana naseeb ho
Phir lout k waha se na ana naseeb ho

Aisa dar-e-rasool pe sajda ho akhri
K mujh ko apna sar na uthana naseeb ho

Gheebat

"Gheebat"
~
1 Aisa gunah hai
jiski mafi sirf osi se
mangi ja sakti hai
jiski gheebat ki ho!

Azab-e-Qabar Se Bchane Wali Chezain

Azab-e-qabar se bchane wali 7 chezain
~
1. Namaz ki pabandi
2. Sadqay ki kasrat
3. Tilawat-e-Quran Pak
4. Tasbihat ki kasrat
5. Jhoot se bachna
6. Chugli se bachna
7. Sadqa-e-jaria
~
Allah us k chehray ko
tro taza rakhe ga
jis ne Allah ki baat ko suna,
yaad kiya aur aagay pohunchaya.

Info Of Zam Zam Water

Zam zam ka chashma 4000 saal qadeem hai.
13 feet choura aur 11 feet lamba hai.
33 meter gehra hai.
1 powerful motor
8000 liter per second
k hisab se us mein se
24 ghante pani pump
karti rehti hai.
Is mein aaj tak
kaai nahi lagi aur
na hi pani ka
zayiqa badla hai.
::
Pora din pani pump karne k
sirf 11 minutes baad hi
pani apne asal level
par aa jata hai.
Aur isi qudrat ki
bina par aaj tak
zam zam khushk nahi hua.

*SUBHAN-ALLAH*

Namaz k Fayede

*Namaz k Fayede*
~
1. Chehre ki nooraniat
2. Dil ka noor
3. Jism ki raahat
4. Qabar mein saathi
5. Nuzool-e-Rehmat ka zariya
6. Aasmano ka chaabi
7. Mizan-e-hisab ka wazan
8. Allah ki raza
9. Jannat ki kunji(chaabi)
10. aag se bachao ka zariya
11. Rizq mein barkat
12. Behayai se bachao

Apna Jisam mat taraash

Apna 'Jism' mat tarash
Issay mitti me hi jana hai...
~
Apni 'Rooh' ko tarash Ay ibn-e-aadam
Issay Allah k pas jana hai.

Oonth Raat Ko Bohut Roota Tha

Aik admi ka oonth(camel)
raat ko bohut rota tha,
Wo admi Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W.W)
k pas aya or sara haal btaya,
Ap (S.A.W.W) ne oonth se
rone ki waja pochi to
oonth ne kaha k
ye admi raat ko
isha ki namaz nae parhta hai
to raat ko is k bistar k
neechay ag ko dekh kar
main rota hon.

Namaz Ki Shan

(Namaz ki shan)
::
Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho
to sir se aasman tak
rehmat-e-lahi ghata ban k cha jati hai,
~
Farishtey tere chehrey ki
taraf jama ho jate hain,
Ek Farishta pukarta hai k
Ay Namazi agar tu dekh ly k
tere samney kon hai
aur tu kis se baat
kar raha hai to
"Allah" ki qasam tu
qayamat tak salam na phere.
..
Please Namaz ki pabandi kijiye

Jo Namaz Ko Ahmiyat Nahi Deta

!JO NAMAZ KO AHMIYAT NAHI DETA'
USEY MARTE HOAY YE YE 3 SAZAIN MILTI HEIN...
~
1. Wo zaleel marta hay.
2. Wo bhoka marta hay.
3. Samandar ka pani b p lay
wo pyasa hi marega.

Masroof Zindagi Namaz Ko...

Masroof zindagi NAMAZ ko
mushkul bana deti hai.
Lekin....
NAMAZ masroof zindagi
ko B aasan bana deti hai.

Best Message Ever

*Best MSG Ever*
Kabhi b apne naseeb ko
bura mat kaho
Q k ye naseeb hi hai k
tum MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
K ummati ho.
)Subhan-Allah(

Islamic Elaaj

1. Agar ap ksi bemari se bchna chahty hain,
Tou sura-e-fathiha mein har bemari ki shifa hai
::
2. Agar ap ki murad puri nahi hoti,
Tou rozana sura-e-yaseen ki tilawat kren.
::
3. Agar rizq mein brkat chaye,
Tou rozana sur-e-waqeya parhen.
::
4. Agar ap ko qabr k azab ka dar hay,
Tou rozana raat ko sura-e-mulk parhen.
::
5. Agar dunya k har jagray se nijat hasil karni hay,
tou Quran ki tilawat ko apni adat bna lein!
Frwd this msg

Insan ki average age 60 years

Insan ki average age 60 years
or wo har Namaz par
16-Minuts sarf karey tou
60 years mein sirf
3 years lagen gay
ALLAH ki ibadat mein
jis ne hamen
zindagi, sehat aur jawani di
kya hum uss kay liye
3 years b sarf nahi kar saktay?

Mithi Mithi Khushboo Ay Gulaab Di

Mithi Mithi Khushboo Ay Gulaab Di,
Assi V Puchiye Tabiyat Janab Di,
~
Sanu V Sunao Gal Apne Khuwaab Di,
Kadi Yaad V Kar Liya Karo,
Udeek Rendi Ay Jawab Di

Apni Maa Da Armaan...

Apni Maa Da Armaan Mitti Vich Na Mila Bethin,
Vekhin Koi Nawa Syapa Na Pa Bethin,
::
Jery Paisy Mily Ne Tainu Sabzi Wasty,
Kaka! Ohda EASY LOAD Na Karwa Bethin.

Hasdi C Hasaondi C

Hasdi C Hasaondi C,
Vaalaan Nu Lehraondi C,
Dekh K Sharmaondi C,
Kuch Soch K Phir Sharmaondi C,
Aaj Pata Laga
::
Saali Aap Te Pagal C,
Naal Sanu V Banaondi C..

Mudat Hui Yaar Nae Milya

Mudat Hui Yaar Nae Milya,
Khawray Keri Gallon Majboor Hosi.

Ya Us Menu Dilon Bhula Chaddiya,
Ya Dil Vich Karda Gharoor Hosi.

Ya Methu Koi Khata Hui,
Ya Kidhray Wasda Door Hosi.

Ki Hoya Yaar Nae Milya,
Yaad Te Karda Zaroor Hosi.

SMS di udeek la rakhi aey

SMS di udeek la rakhi aey...
Nazar Mobile tay tika rakhi aey...
,,
Per SmS aaey ga kitthon...???
Yari jo kunjoosaan naal la rakhi aey.

Bhully Shah Poetry

Agg lagi wich seeny de,
seena tap k wang tandoor hoya.
Kuj mar dita loka deya tanya ne,
kuj sajjan akh tun door hoya.

Ik sheesha lya si yaar waikhan lai,
o v zamin te dig k choor hoya.
BULLAY SHAH loki hass k yaar mana laindy,
sada rona v na manzoor hoya.
*BHULLY SHAH*

Kujh bughz di reet vich nai milda

Kujh bughz di reet vich nai milda,
O' haar te jeet vich nai milda
#
Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar ty kar,
Rabb sirf maseet vich nai milda.

Har Pal Rehnda Tera Khayal

Har pal Rehnda tera khayal ki kariye,
Zindgi ban gai ek swal ki kariye,

Tusi te lende nahi khabar sadi",
Nahi reh sakday puche bina twada haal ki kariye.

1 Gal Te Daso...

1 Gal Te Daso
Banday Kol Mobile V Howay,
Package V Howay,
Sada Number V Howay,
Tay Apna Apna V Howay,
Fer V Banda Sano Msg Na Kare
::
Tusi Ap Daso!
Dukh Te Lagda A Na?

Rah Dy Wich Khalona Okha

Rah Dy Wich Khalona Okha,
Apna Aap Lakona Okha

Enni Wadh Gayi Dunya Dari,
Kallyan Beh K Rona Okha

Dagh Mohabat Wala Baho,
Lag Jaway Ty Dhona Okha.

Main Mar Gayi Te Ki Howay Ga?

Wife:
Jay Main Mar Gae Te Ki Howay Ga?
::
Husband:
Main Pagal Hojawan Ga.
::
Wife:
Dosari Shadi Tay Nahin Kare Ga?
::
Husband:
Pagal Kuch V Kar Sakda Ay!!

Cham Cham Kardi Chandni

Cham Cham Kardi Chandni,
Tim Tim Kary Taaray
::
Koi V Nai SmS Karda,
Sheikh Ho Gae Nay Saray

G Kare Tere Kol Aawan

G Kare Tere Kol Aawan
Tere Kol Aa K Ruk Jawaan
...
Na Gallan Karan Te Na Hi Bulaawaan
Bas Teri Akh Vich Ungal Maar K Paj Jawaan

Pata Yaar Di Yari Da Aenj Lagda Ae

Pata Yaar Di Yari Da Aenj Lagda Ae,
Jido Yaar Nu Yaar Di Khech Howe

Edron Mein Niklan Tey Udron Tu Nikle,
Milaap Dovan Da Gali Dey Wich Howe

Wajje Teer Judai Da Wich Seenay,
Zakham 2 Hovan Tey Dard 1 Howe

Ghulam Fareeda Yaari Da Maza Tad Onda,
Lashaan 2 Hovan Te Qabar 1 Howe
'BABA FAREED'

Je RAB Milda Nateya Toteyan

Je RAB Milda Nateya Toteyan,
Te RAB Milda Daddowan Machiyan Nu

Je RAB Milda Jungle Phiryan,
Te RAB Milda Gaiyan Bachiyan Nu

Vemiyan Bulhaya RAB Unhaan Nu Milda,
Aa Te Milda Galliyan Achiyan Sachiyan Nu

Meri aankhon mein dekho kya hai?

Boy:
Jaan Meri Aankhon mein to dekho kya hai?
Girl: Sacha PyaaR.

Boy:
Oye andhi Machar Nikaal!
Bari Ayi sacha Pyaar.

Akhan di be noori changi nai hundi

Akhan di be noori changi nai hundi,
Dostan to doori changi nai hundi
~
Kadi kadi milya v ker yaara,
Her wailay sms naal gal poori nai hundi

Soch Samajh Kar Shadi...

Jo log soch samajh kar
shadi nahi kartey
wo zindagi bhar lartey hein...
:
Or jo log soch samajh kar
shadi kartey hein...
:
:
:
:
Hundi onna naal v
kutteyan wali a
par o dasdy nai:-

Kaka tenu pata es umer vich

Teacher har roz student se:
Kaka tenu pata es umer vich
Quaid e Azam ne metric kar lya c?
::
Student: Tang ho kar...
Sir twadi umer vich
bhutto phansi v char gaya c:-

Na Main Kadi Garoor Keeta

Na me kadi garoor keeta
@
Na tussi koi kasoor keeta
@
Bas waqt ney saanu door keeta
@
Me message tuhanu zaroor keeta
@
Kyun k tuhadi yaad ne menu majboor keeta

Bari barsi khatan gaya c

Bari barsi khatan gaya c
Khatt k leyaandi sooi
::
Jera ay msg par k
foran reply na kare
O dauley shah di chooi

Dedicated To Your Childhood

Dedicated to your childhood

O waqt bara acha c
jado main nikka bacha c
*
Goliyan, tofiyan khanda c
Nikkar, kachay panda c
*
Na lokan di koi tension c
Na abbay di laggi pension c
*
Na kurriyan da koi rola c
Ishq da kam v zara hola c
*
Aalo, cholay khanda c
Jampan, shampan landa c
*
Lokan de boway padna c
Ungli choos k sonda c
*
Abby ton kutt v khanda c
Te far v hasda rahnda c
*
O waqt bara acha c
Jado main nikka bacha c

Tusi Sadi Jaan Ho

Tusi sadi jaan ho
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho
~
Coke ho ya mezan ho
Insaan ho ya shetan ho
~
Roti ho ya naan ho
Supari ho ya paan ho
~
Tusi jo b ho lekin sadi jaan ho

Punjabi Poetry

Mery tarsdy naina di pyaas nai mukni
Teriyan yaadan di barsat nai mukni
::
Saa ruk jany jind muk jani
Per tainu milan di aas nai mukni

Tak Li Sajjan Teri Yaari

Tak li sajjan teri yaari
Kadi miscal v tu nai maari
#
Idhar odhar lamiyan callan
Mukk gaye balance sadi waari
#
10 din light na away
Mukk jae battery teri saari

Silent Lips May Avoid

Silent lips may avoid many problems
But
Smiling lips will solve many problems
:
:
:
so
:
:
:
:
:
Har velay sarrya na kro
Kadi kadi hass v lya kro

Janu Kuch Aisa Kaho Na...

Larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na
jis se meri dil ki dharkan
tez ho jaye
Mera dil zor zor se dharke,
Mujhe kuch kuch ho
!
!
!
!
!
Larka: Bhago tumhare abbu aa gaye.

Cigrette Noshi Insan Ko...

Dotor 2 charsi:
Cigrette noshi insan ko
ahista ahista mar deti hy
*
*
Charsi: Tou theek Hai
Mujhe Konsi Jaldi Hai.

Smile To Old Means...

Smile to old means respect
::
Smile to child means innocence
::
Smile to friend means care
::
Smile in front of mobile means
::
"Puttar chakar koi hor ay"

Pagal Hone Ka Tareeqa

Pagal hone ka tareqa
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me sadke

Kinna shoq a pagal hon da...!
Pehle koi kami c?

Main Tumhare Piyar Mein

Ranjha: main tumhare pyaar mein
barbad ho gaya, ruswa ho gaya,
zilil-o-khwar ho gaya
~
Heer:
Te Me keri doctor ban gai aa..?

Manzil Par Pahunchne Ki Talab

Manzil par pahunchne ki
talab hoti hai jin
jawano mein Faraz
:
:
:
Rastey mein kharey ho k
woh poondi nahi kartey

Tum Kal School Kion Nahi Aaye?

Teacher to Student: tum kal school kyun nahi aye?
Student: Miss hamare ghar par mehmaan aye thay
~
Teacher: O.I.C
Student: agar o ayi hondi te mein aj v nai si ana

U R So ...

U € €€ €€€€
U R €€ €€€€
U R S€ €€€€€
U R SO €€€€€
U R SO €€€€T
U R SO €€€ET
U R SO €€EET
::
::
::
::
::
"U R SO DHEET
Beta har bar Tarif nai hoti.

Chalte Chalte Younhi...

Ranjha: Chalte chalte yunhi
ruk jata hon main,
Bethe bethe kahin
kho jata hon main,
Kiya yehi pyaar hy?
::
Heer: Nahi a kamzori aey
glucoz di bottle lawa.

Cha Pio Thy Khao Anday

Chaa pio thy
Khao anday
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday

Sara hafta nahay nae
Kapray v navy paay nae
Nha dho k ban jo banday
Happy Sunday Happy Sunday

Rang brangay kapry pao
Puranay dostan nu mil k aao
Dukh wndo changy mandy
Happy Sunday Happy Sunday

I Saw A Dream Last Night

I saw a dream last night
Only U & Me
U were looking so innocent,
U know why?
B'coz
I was eating Ice-cream
& u were saying
~
~
Thori si day.

Old concept "Do or Die"

Old concept "Do or Die"
::
New Concept "Do before you Die"
::
Latest concept "Don't Die Until you Do"
::
Our concept
"O sab tey theek ae per karna kie ae?"

Ethay kinu maan wafawan da

Ethay kinu maan wafawan da
Te kinu naaz adawan da
Assi peely pattar darakhtan dy
Sanu rehnda khaof hawawan da

Sadi Miss Kendi Ay K...

Fazlo: Yar sadi mis kendi ay k
majj da doodh pean nal dimagh tez honda ay?
::
Yaroo: Gapp mardi ay je ay gal hondi
tay apna "Katta" engineer na honda

A Sleepy Message

A Sleepy Msg
From A Sleep Friend
To A Sleepy Friend
For A Sleepy Reason
In A Sleepy Mood
At A Sleepy Time
With A Sleepy Style
To Say Sleepy Sleepy
~Good Night~

Dil V 13 - 80 V Tere

* DiL V 13
::
* 80 V Tere
::
* Hor 10
::
* Ki Haal Ay 13
::
* Ok G Ijazat 2
::
* 32 Bujhao or
::
* 100 Jao

(GooD NighT)

Please Dim Your Light

Hi Moon!
Please
Dim Your Light
*
Hello Wind!
Breeze Soft.
*
Hi Flower!
Blossom Slowly.
*
Hello Earth!
Spin Gently.
*
Because,
My Friend Is Going To Sleep.
Good Night

Go 2 Bed Off The Light

""GOOD NIGHT""

G= Go 2 bed
O= Off da light
O= Out of tension
D= Dreams come

N= Nice sleep
I= Ignore worries
G= Get up earlier
H= Happy thought
T= Thanks 2 ALLAH

You Should Always Dream Big

You should always dream big...
And,
For that you should sleep quite often

'Good Night and Sweet Dreams'

Someone Nice Is Waiting For You

BusY
DaY
.
SoMeOnE
nIcE
is
wAiTiNg
FoR yOu
.
It's
YoUr
bEd
.
It's
The
TiMe
2 Get
SoMe
nIcE
dReaMz
.
"Get Your Dreams"

10 Messages For U

10 Msgs 4 U
.
1 - Hi
2 - Hello
3 - I Miss U
4 - How Are You?
5 - Hope You are fine
6 - Keep smiling
7 - Take care
8 - Allah Bless You
9 - Be happy
.
10 - G00D NighT

Read It In Front Of Mirror

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2

Confuse na ho.
Read it on front of mirror...
Now By By!

Good Night Sleep Tight

Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what are you pressing; thats all!

Lorie bhi sunaoo kya?
Now go to bed.

Raat kaafi ho chuki hai

Raat kaafi ho chuki hai
Ab chiraagh bujha dijiye
Ek haseen khuwaab raah dekhta hai aapki
Bus palkon k parday gira dijiye

*GooD NighT*

Once The Winks At You

Once the Moon winks at you tonight
I wish Sweet dreams embrace you tight
!!
Hope your Day was quite all right
And
Now I bid you a lovely Gud Night

Go To Bed

G-o-to-bed
O-ff-the-light
O-ut-of-tension
D-reams-come
N-ice-sleep
I-gnore-worries
G-et-up-earlier
H-ave-nice-thought
T-hank-God

*GooD Night*

Tiny Stars Shining So Bright

Tiny stars shining so bright
It's time to say GooD NighT

So, Close your eyes and sleep night
May you have the sweetest dream tonight

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Day
Ya
Na Day
Par Maino Zaroor Day
Aaj Di Isi Pyaari G Gal Day Naal

!!..GOOD NIGHT..!!

Funny Night Poetry

Night Poetry
..
Na din ko light
Na raat ko light
...
Wah Wah Wah!
...
Na din ko light
Na raat ko light
..
GooD Night
GooD Night

The Late Night Message

The Late Night Message
Doesn't Mean To Disturb "You"
It Mean's To Tell "You"
That "You" are My last thinking of Day
::
+"Good Night"+
'Sweet Dreams'

G O O D - N I G H T

"^*@G@*^"
"^*@O@*^"
"^*@O@*^"
"^*@O@*^"
"^*@NIGHT@*^"

HAVE NICE DREAMS.

Have A Nice Dream

,;*,!*;'.*GUD,'*;'*
,*,;'*!~*,`NITE*,;'*
*,;.*1;`*HAVE,*;'*
,;.`*,;'*A,.;*;.*`!;*
,*,;.*`NICE*,.;*`*,
,.;*`,;DREAM,*;.,*

Good Night My Very Special Friend

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
::
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
::
GooD NighT

Take A Sweet Rest

Take A Sweet Rest
From A Fruity Day,
Say Ur Chocolaty Prayers...
Get Up From Ur Strawberry Bed...
And
Wake Up From Ur Cotton Candy Pillow...
Push Ur Blanket Cake...
And Have A Mango Tasty Day Shake.
In Short Have A Yummy Yummy Day:
G O O D   M O R N I N G

Is Yaqeen K Saath K..

Suabah-E-Bakhair
Is Yaqeen K Saath
K
Rehman Ne Reham Kar Diya Hai..
Kareem Ne Karam Kar Diya Hai..
Razzaq Ne Rizq Likh Diya Hai..
Samee Ne Duayn Sun Lee Hain..
Baseer Ne Ashk-e-Nadamat Dekh Liye Hain..
Ghaffaar Ne Maghfirat Kar Di Hai..
Quddus Ne Pak Kar Diya Hai..
Ek Naye Ehad K Saath,
Ek Naya Din Mubarak:-

Stealing The Blue From

Stealing the Blue
from the Splashing Seas...
A Tinge of Green
from the Youthful Trees...
A Hint of Red from StrawBerry...
A Bit of Orange from the SunSet Hues...
With Crystal White from the Morning Dews...
I have Framed a Bright and
ColourFul Wish for U!
GoOd morning Have a nice Day

Thandi Thandi Hawaon Mein

.*"*.*"*.'*.Pyari Si '*.Morning M.*"*.
*"*.'*.Thandi Thndi '*.Hawao Me.*"*.
*"*.'*.Pyar Bhari '*.
Duaon K Sath "ASSALAM O ALYKUM"
Have a nice Day.

Ya Allah Tera Shukar Hai

Ya Allah Tera Shukar Hai
K Tu Ne Mujhe Kali Raat K
Andheray Se Nikal Kar
Aik Aur Roshan Subah Aata Farmai.
Maula To Bara Raheem Aur Kareem Hai
Mujhe Aaj Sara Din Gunahon Se Pak Farma De.
"Subha Bakhair"

Mobile Uthana Jab Bhi Gawara karogay

"GOOD MORÑIÑG"
Möbílé úthánä Jäb b gáwärá kärô gay
Hämáray GOOD MORÑIÑG kä nazärä kärô gy
Pärhô gé jäb Díl sé humárä $m$
Múskúräté húé dín gúzärá kárögäy.

Morning is de Best Time

Mörn¡ng ¡s dé Bést T¡mE 2
GrEet SPECIAL PEOPLE
Bcöz
Thé Rémä¡n¡ng Höúrs
Söön W¡ll b BUSY.

Lét mé säy Hello,
Täké Cäré & Keep on Sm¡l¡ng.
*GÖÖD MÓRÑ¡ÑG*

Ibteda Rab-e-Jaleel K Naam Se

...Ibteda Rab-e-jaleel k
ba-barkat naam se
...jisne kaali raat ko
roshan din mein tabdeel kar dya
...aur Zindagi ka ek or Din ata kia
...aur Humein apni Aakhrat
sanwarne ka ek aur mauqa dia...
"Asslam-o-Alaikum"
"SUBAH BAKHAIR"

Az Sunshine Createz Morning Glory

Az Sunshine Createz Morning Glory,
Fragnance Fillz Ur Heart,
All Darkness Iz Far Away
Az Light Iz on Itz Way,
WISHING U A FANTASTIC DAY!
*"GUD MORNING"*

A New Sun

A new sun
A new day
A new sms
Asking u to forget
all ur worries,
sorrows & tearsfor
someone who wants to see you happy
*Good Morning**Have A Nice Day*

God Offers His Outstanding Devotion

G = God
O = Offers His
O = Outstanding
D = Devotion 2

M = Make us
O = Obeident &
R = Ready 4 A
N = New Day 2
I = Initiate
N = New Aims 4
G = Glory Of Life

so
"Good Morning"

Every Sunset Reduce 1 day from Life

"Every Sunset"
Reduce 1 Day From Life !
BuT
"Every Sunrise"
Give 1 More Day to Hope!
So,"Hope for The Best!"
GooD MorninG!

A Shining ANGEL Stands

A shining ANGEL stands beside ur silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U ,
& saying,
"Good Morning" HAVE A NICE DAY

It's Ho chuki Morning

Its ho chuki morning,
Birds r rola paing,
Soraj has nikled,
Nera has vanished,
Every banda is tayar to do apna apna work,
Plz uth up from ur bister
"G0od m0rning"

Subho Ki Madham Roshni

Subho ki Madham "ROSHNI"
Parindon k sureelay "GEET"
Pholon ki dheemi "KHUSHBO"
Aap ko Subho Ka Salam Kehtay Hain.
"SALAM.E.SUBHA"

The Early Morning Message

Thé early morning Méssagé
Doésn't Méan 2 Disturb U,
It Méans To Téll U,..That
'U' R My Fir$t Thinking Of Thé Day.
Havé a nicé daY.
GOOD MORNING.

Wish You A Successful Day

*:;;*SWEET*:;;*
*= MORNING =*
*FOR SWEET*
*;;*PEOPLE*;;*
Wish U a Smiling Successful Day !
*""""* " GOOD ""MORNING" *,,,,,,*

Uth Kar Dekho Subha Ka Nazara

Uth kar dekho subha ka NAZARA
Hawa b thandi mosam b hai "PIYARA"
So gya chand chup gya har 1 "SITARA"
Qabool ho Aapko pehla salam "HAMARA"

Zindagi Ki Ek Aur Subha

%"""_A_/"""%
%___/"S"___%
%"""_S_/"""%
%___/"A"___%
%"""_L_/"""%
%___/"M"___%
%"""_O_/"""%
%___/"A"___%
%"""'_L_/"""%
%___/"E"___%
%"""_K_/"""%
% "/"UM""%
Have A Nice Day.....
Zindagi Ki Ik Our SUBAH Mubarak Ho.
ALLAH Aap ko Hamesha Khush,
Kamyab Our Salamat Rakhay...
AAMEEN..

Good Morning To Sweet Person

Good Morning 2 Sweet Person
Who Passed Sweet Night,
Wiht A Sweet Dream.
Now Want 2 Pass Sweet Day,
Wiht Sweet Talk.
#
Have A Sweet Day
Have A Sweet Morning

Wake Up It's Morning Time

Asalam u Alaikum
WAKE UP It's Morning time..
Open your Room's Door..
becaus HaPPINES & SUCCESS are
waiting to Welcome you
in a New DaY
"Have a Nice Day"

Piyari Si Morning Mein

Piyari Si Morning Mein
Pyare Se Mood Mein
Thandi Thandi Hawaon Mein
Piyari Si Subha Mein
Piyar Bhari Duaon K Saath
Sab Se Pehle Aap Ko Piyara Sa Salam
*Subha Bakhair*

No Toothbrush No Jogging

No Toothbrush,
No Jogging,
No Tea,
No Newspaper,
No Nahana,
No Breakfast
No!
No!
No!
NO!
No!
Sab Se Pehle Aap Ko SMS
*Good Morning*
Allah Bless You

Good Morning Dosta

*GooD*
*Morning*
*Dosta*
::
*Always B Khush
In Every Lamha Of Zindagi*
*In Da Khushbo Of Pyaar*
*Jo Always Rahay Aap K Saath*
*Have A Acha Din*

Morning Is Attractive

~Morning Is Beautiful~
~Morning Is Attractive~
~Morning Is Pleasant~
But
It Is Not Complete
Without Wishing You
Good Morning
'Have A Nice Day'

Purani Kahawat Hai K

Purani Kahawat Hai
K Subha K Waqt Uth K
Koi Tension Nahi Leni Chahiye,
.
Phir Bhi
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hum Uth K Aap Ko Yaad karte Hain:-
Good Morning

For A Nice Friend

For A Nice Friend
"Nice Morning"

For A Sweet Friend
"Sweet Morning"

For A Loing Friend
"Lovely Morning"

For A Good Friend
*Good Morning*

Phool Se Khushboo Le Kar

Phool Se Khushbu Le Ker,
Chaand Se Roshni Le Ker,
Shehad Se Mithas Le Ker,
Aur Dil Se Dua De Ker,
Hum Aapko...
GooD MorninG Kehtay Hain*

Sun Glows For A Day

Sun Glows For A Day,
Candle For An Hour,
Matchstick For A Minute
But, A Good Day Can Glow Forever.
So, Start Your Day With A Smile
GooD MorNiNg

Have A Lucky

**""GOOD MORNING""**

Have A
Lucky,
Better,
Beautiful,
Nice,
Sweet,
Lovely,
Smiling,
&
Shiny Day

Khushion, Mohabbaton, Duaaon

*Khushion*
*Mohabbaton*
*Duaaon*
*Aur*
*Nek Tamanao Se Labrez*
*Mehkti*
*Lehkti*
*Subha*
*Mubarik*
*Ho*

New Day New Morning New Hopes

*"New"*
Day
*"New"*
Morning
*"New"*
Hopes
*"New"*
Planes
*"New"*
Efforts
*"New"*
Feelings
*"I Pray To"*
*"ALLAH"*
To Give You
*"Happiness"*
===&===
*"Success"*

Subha Uth Kar Pehle...

"Subha Uth Kar Pehle
Apni Lambi Umar Ki Dua Maanga Karo"
"Kyun K Tum Ko Abhi Zinda Rehna Hai"
..
"Phir Naha Liya Karo"
"Kyun K Dusroo Ko Bhi Zinda Rehna Hai"

You have two choices

Every Morning You Have Two Choices...
..
-Continue Your Sleep With Your Dreams,
OR
-Wake Up And Chase Your Dreams

"The Choice Is Yours"

Plz Open Your Eyes

Plz
Open
Ur
*Eyes*
Bcoz
My
Message
Is
Waiting
4
Looking
Ur
*Cute*
Face
To
Say
U

*GOOD*
*M*O*R*N*I*N*G*

PIYARI SUBHA

"P"I"Y"A"R"I"
"S"U"B"H"A"
"M"E"I"N"
"P"I"Y"A"R"E"
"D"O"S"T"O"N"
"K"O"
"P"I"Y"A"R"A"
"S"A"
"Assalam-o-Alekum"

GOOD MORNING
.................
Have a nice day
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

When You Start Your Day

When u start ur day,
Keep 3 words in ur pocket
::
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY:for better future
TRUE:with ur work
&
TRUST:in ALLAH
then success is in ur feet.

* Subha Bakhair *

Good Morning Letter

To,

  The Dost,
  I Miss You,

Subject: Good Morining

  I am the citizen of your heart.
I beg to say that I am really missing u
and want to wish u a very Good Morning

So, kindly grant me at least a sweet smile,
I shall be very thankfull to you.

Your sweet heart
&
caring Friend

I Can Appreciate Coffee

I can appreciate coffee without cream
Nights without lights
Meals without rice
But
Never a day without greeting you...

*GooD MorninG*

Beatiful Subha

"B"e"a"u"t"i"f"u"l"
SUBAH

"C"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
DOPEHER

"J"o"y"f"u"l"
SHAAM

"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
RAAT

Enjoy This
"F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c"
DIN

G00D M0RNING

With Lots of Pyayers

*Subha Bakhair*
::
With lotS of prayers,
and best wishes
with love
::
Have a nice day

New Day New Aims

"NEW" day,
"NEW" aims,
"NEW" hopes,
"NEW" planes,
"NEW" efforts,
"NEW" success,
"NEW" feelings...
So,
I wish U a NEW 'GooD Morning'
!!Have a Nice Day!!

Colouring Day In Your Life

*-Good Morning-*

See how beatifully Allah has
added colouring day in your life...
~
Welcome the day with smile on your face....!

Naya Hansta Muskurata Din

*Good Morning*
*Subha Bakhair*
*Naya Hansta*
*Muskurata Din*
*Mubara ho ap ko*

*Allah*
*Kray ye din*
*Ap k liye*
*khushiyon se*
*Bharpoor saabit*
*Ho*
*Ameen*

Morning Breeze & Pearly Dew Drops

Morning breeze And pearly dew drops,
Waving green leaves And Flowers blossom,
-
All bring joy And say...
To start a Happy new day

*Good Morning*

Subha Bakhair

/*G*/   /*M*/
/*O*/   /*O*/
/*O*/   /*R*/
/*O*/   /*N*/
/*O*/   /*I*/
/*O*/   /*N*/
/*D*/   /*G*/

sUBHa bAKHAIr

Have a nice day

Subha Subha Suraj ka Saath Ho

Subah subah suraj ka saath ho
Parindon ki awaaz ho
::
Haath mein Quran aur
yaadon mein Allah Pak ho
..
Us khush numa subah ki kia baat ho

*SuBhA bAkHaiR*

A Cute Greeting

G()()D

|"""V"""|
|__M__| ORNING!!!

-=*,*@--:-*,*=-

A cute Greeting...
For beatiful person.
(Have a nice day)

1 zamana tha jab subha...

1 Zamana tha jab subha
"kukrukoo" kar k
murgay humain jagatay thay
or
Aaj ka zamana dekho
humain sms kar k
murgon ko jagana parta hai

"Subha Bakhair"

Just 4 U

Good Morning
::
"Just 4 U"
"Must 4 U"
"1st 4 U"
"Nothing to wish"
"Nothing to say"
"Always be happy"
"Its my pray"
"Have a nice day"

Pyaari Se Sweet Nindiya K Baad

Pyaari si sweet nindiya k baad
Raat k kuch sapno k baad
Subah ki kuch nai umeedon k saath
Dunia mein kuch apno k saath
*
Aap ko acha sa
/=\/=\/=\/=\/
GooD MorninG
\=/\=/\=/\=/

Bura Lagay Ya Bhala Lagay

Bura lagay
Bhala lagay
Right lagay
Wrong lagay
True lagay
False lagay
Sar pathar par maro
Ya
Pathar sar par maro
Apun tou....
..
GooD MorninG isi time hi bole ga.

Rising Sun Shiny Ray

*Rising Sun Shiny Ray*
*Blue Sky Bright Day*
#
*Small Birds All They Say*
*We Pray
*Wish You A
*Nice*Day*

Good Morning

Manzil Ko Paane Ki Ho Tamana Jin Ko

Manzil Ko Paane Ki Ho Tamana Jin Ko
::
Wo Log Dair Tak Soya Nahi Kartay

*)Subha Bakhair(*

Sweet Morning For Sweet People

*:;;*SWEET*:;;*
*=MORNING=*
*FOR SWEET*
*;;*PEOPEL*;;*

Wish you a smilling successfull Day!

'''GooD MorninG'''

A Gift 4 U

*""*.A.*""*
*'Flower'*
*"Gift."*
*""4".*
*"U"*
*""*
**
*

On beggining of this Day

*"Good Morning"*

Ay Subha Tum Jab Bhi Aana

Ay SUBHA tum jab bhi aana,
Sub k liey bus khushian lana,
!!
Her chehray par hansi sjana,
Her aangan mein phool khilana,
!!
Jo roay hain enhein hnsana,
Jo rothey hain enhein manana,
!!
Jo bichrey hain enhein milana,
Piyari SUBHA tum jab aana,
Sub k liey khushian lana
!!
"Subha Baikhair"

Thandi Thandi Sweet Si Subha

Thandi Thandi
Sweet si
Subha ka
Bindas sa salam

*"A"S"S"A"L"M"*
**"O"**
*"A"L"A"I"K"U"M"*

G('.')('.')D
/\/\ORNING

Sweet Subha

*.__sweet__.*
*.__.*subha*.__.*
*.__bakhair__.*
*.__.*.__.*.__.*
*.__For You__.*
*.__.*.__.*.__.*

Hamesha Muskurate Raho

Sunrise Reminds Us That...

Sunrise
Reminds us
That
We
Live
In
A
Beatiful world,
Full of hope and Love.
..
*Good Morning*
Have A Nice Day

Utho Dosto

Utho Dosto
Mulk ka kuch bhala karo
Jago
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Oh acha ap ho?
Nahi aap so jao
isi mein mulk ki bhalai hai...
*GOOD MORNING*

O G Wake Up

O g wake up
Open ur chuni muni eyes,
Wash ur pinky shinky face..
Somebody wants to say u...
#
Assalam-o-alaikum
[Have a lush push day]
*Good Morning*

Morning Doesn't Mean

Morning doesn't mean
getting up & working again
it rather mean
Allah Loves you so much
to let you live
& see another day.
*Good Morning*

Chapal Kisi Ne Chura Li

Pappu ki chappal kisi ne chura li,
~
wo sedha qabristan pohuncha aur
wahan baith kar kehne laga...
~
~
1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

Saray Angoor Tol K De Do

1 admi angoor kharidne Pappu k
pas gaya aur bola k
sary angoor tol k dedo!
::
Magar pappu ny nahi dye
::
bhala kyu?
::
Wo bola agar tumhy sare de diye
tou pury din kya bechunga

Winner will get the Trophy

Pappu: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race,
the winner will get the Trophy
#
Pappu: If only the winner
will get the trophy,
Why others running?

Let's take 50/50

Pappu 7 Friend going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
-
Friend: Let’s take 50/50.
Pappu: What will do of remaining 900?

Pappu Cycle Pe Larki K Samne...

Pappu Cycle pe larki k samne
zor say gira or
jaldi sy khara ho gya..
~
Larki: oh my god

Pappu: Main aisy he utrta hon...

Nojawano Aagay Barho

captain of military: Nojawano agey barho...
Pappu agey nahi barha
#
captain: tum agey kyun nahi barhe?
pappu: sir apne kaha tha
9 jawano or mein 10wan tha...!

Mere Bchay Hongy Tou...

Pappu: Mere bache honge
To 1 ko Karachi
Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga..
::
Friend: Woh Kyu...?
::
Pappu: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they Ke
bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...

Chooza Anday Se Kese ...

Teacher: Batao chooza anday say
kaisay nikalta hai?
Pappu: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..
Soochnay wali baat yeh hai kay
**
**
chooza Anday main ghusa kaisay????

Pappu Ne TAxi Li

Pappu ne apne 4 bhaion k sath
mil kar 1 texi li!
::
15 din hogae lekin koi savari nahi mili,
..
Q?
!!
!!
!!
!!
Q k 3 bhai Peeche or 2 bhai
aage beth k Savari Dhoondh rahe the:-

Pappu Ko Nurs Se Mohabat Ho Gai..

Pappu ko 1 nurs se mohabat ho gae
..
Bohot socha
Sochta raha
k
Kaise
Izhar karon
..
Phir 1 din himat kar k kaha
..
..
..
..
..
Sister I love U,,,,,,

Beta Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

Teacher to Pappu: Beta kyun ro rahe ho
Pappu; Sir school ki bell toot gai hei,
~
Teacher: to is mein rone ki kya baat hei?
Pappu: ab hamari chutti kasy hogi

Balance Na Kafi hai...

Pappu ne call milai to awaz aayi...
Is call k liye aap ka balance na kaafi hei
*
Pappu koi baat nahi meri jaan!
Tum se baat ho jate hei
bas itna hi kaafi hei

Jao Sister Ko Bulao..

Pappu k bhai ko DRIP lagi,
Jab drip end hone lagi to
usne Pappu se kaha
jao SISTER ko bula k lao
#
Pappu gaya Or 3 din k bad
Dehli se apni BEHN ko le Aaya

Pappu Ko Exam Mein...

Pappu ko exam me koi sawal nahe araha tha,
Pappu ne har sawal ky nechay
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is tarah ke
lines laga de or likha
@
@
Scratch kar ky answer parh lein.

Lift Dy Don?

Pappu tapti dhoop ma padal ja raha tha,
Ek byk wale ne kaha lift dy don?
~
Pappu bola: Mujhe lift ki kya zarorat ha
mera ghar ground floor per ha.

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko...

Pappu yar me kal film dekhne theater gaya
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thay
*
Friend: tu konse theater gaya tha?
*
Pappu: "Operation Theater"

Dosti Ki Azeem Misal

Dosti ki azeem misal
#
Pappu nay mobile liya to
dostoun nay kaha mithai khilao
Pappu bazar gya
mobile bech k mithai le aya.

Main Ne Khuwab Dekha K...

Friend: Main ne khawab daikha k
mera 1 paon zameen per or 1 aasman
per hay.
::
Pappu: Aisay khawab mat
daikha karo shalwar phat jae gi

Paper acha nahi hua tou kiya hua

Agar paper acha nahi hua
to kya hua Faraz



Hont ghuma,
Seeti baja,
Seeti baja k bol,
Bhaya All iz Well,
Oo chachu All iz Well,

Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Pappu apney kaandhay pe
“TOTA” bitha kar ja rha tha,
::
rastey mei 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
::
TOTA bola: "Pappu hy yar"

Yar Mere Pait Mein...

Dost Pappu se:
Yar mere pait main gas hai..
..
..
Pappu: Allah ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kar leta.

Pappu Or Ziada Rone Laga

Pappu Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pappu Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
#
Pappu: Meri Behan K
Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya hei

Allah Ka Shukar Hai K...

Pappu: ALLAH ka laakh laakh shukar hai k,
Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,
::
Dost Herangi se: Q?
::
Pappu: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....

Bobm Blast Mein Halaak Hone Walon Ko...

Minister: Bomb blast mein
halaak hone walon ko 5 laakh,
or zakhmion ko
3 teen laakh dya jeaga...
#
#
Pappu: aur awaaz sun k
jiska Susu nikal gya, uska kya?

Triple Sawari

Pappu aur us k 2 dost 1 Bike Pe
Ja Rahy The K
Raste Me Police Ne
Rukne Ka ishara Kia...
*
Pappu "Chillaya"
0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle Hi 3 Bethe HaiN
Tum KahaN Bethe Ga?

Pappu In Police

Pappu in Police:
1 Admi talaab me naha raha tha...
::
Pappu ne kaha:
chal ooye bahr
aa Kar Kapray pehan.
Teri talashi leni hay.

Pappu K 1 Jumlay Ne...

Pappu k 1 jumlay ne
photographr ko pagal kar diya...
#
#
yara!
Passport size photo nikalo lekin
Mere chapal b aany chaeye.

Pappu Want 2 commit Suicide

Pappu want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pappu said,,,
#
my wife ran wid my Best Friend
&
i can't live widout my friend

Ye Kya Harkat Hai?

Pappu rozana apne parosi ki
bell Baja kar bhaag jata tha...
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha,
ye kya harkat ha?
*
*
Pappu: Ye main miss bell marta hon.

Jahilon Wali Baat...

Light chali gai to Pappu ki B.V
ne Pappu se bola: Pankha to chala do.
#
Pappu: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Moom Batti bujh jayegi?

Main Ne Apni BV Ko Kisi ...

Pappu: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko
kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.
::
Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.
::
Pappu: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hai.

Kaun Banay Ga Karor Patti

Pappu was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
#
Pappu replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?

Pappu On Womens Day

Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pappu se kaha;
Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?
::
Pappu ne Ghabra k Kaha:
::
Kamaal hy Jab main Ghar sy
Nikla tha tab to Friday tha:-

Tum Ne April Fool Manaya?

DOST Pappu sy Aap ne April Fool Manaya ?
Pappu: haan
Dost: kis k 7 ?
Pappu: BV k 7
::
::
::
::
::
Main ne 3 bar Talaq Dia
Jab Wo Rone Lagi to
main bola April Fool.

Tumhen Kya nazar Araha Hai?

Pappu aur Friend tent main so rahe the.
Friend: Tumhe kya nazar aa raha hy?
Pappu: Stars.
Friend: Es ka kya mtlb hova?
Pappu: Aaj badal nahi hy
Stars nazar aa rhe hai
Barish nhi hogi.
#
Friend: U Stupid! Mera tent chori ho gya hai

Agar Aap Zaheen Hein Tou...

Ksi Ne Pappu Ko SMS Kya K
"Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej
Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej"
*
Pappu Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha
*
*
Main Zaheen B hon or Hoshiyar B

R U Suffering From Fever?

Pappu ki flight me
tabiyat kharab ho gai to
Air hostess ne pocha:
!!
R U suffering from fever?
!!
Pappu replied: No,
I'm Suffering from Lahore,

Main Soch Raha Tha K...

Pappu bohut deir se 1
hasin larki ko ghoor raha tha
#
Larki sharma k kya dekh rahe ho?
Pappu: Main soch raha tha k
agar tum meri maa hoti to
main b khobsurat hota.

Is Mein Khushi Ki Kiya Baat Hai?

Pappu ka Gadha Gum hogya
Wo khushi mein nachne laga
~
1 Admi ne pocha is me
khushi ki kia baat hy?
~
Pappu: Oye yar agar main
gadhay pe betha hota to
main b gum ho jata.

Pappu Oxford Universtity Mein..

Pappu oxford university
me professor tha...
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Neechay kya dhond rahe ho,
Joke to oper tha.

Mujhe Tou Aankhain Band Karne Par Bhi...

Pappu: Mujhay to ankhain band
karnay par b dikhai deta hy.
*
Friend: Acha! Kiya dikhayi deta hy?
Pappu: Andhera

Pappu Nashta Kar Raha Tha...

Pappu subha nashta kar raha tha
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
To ab kia wo nashta b na kare?
Jaan lelo Pappu ki
Tum logo ko har baat me joke chahiye bus.

Pappu Josh Mein Aa K Bola...

1 Masjid mein chanday ki apeal hui
#
1 Ne kaha mein 1100 donga.
Dosre ne kaha mein 1200 donga
Pappu josh mein Aa k bola
Main 1661 donga us mein FM aur Torch bhi hai.

Pappu Sari Zindagi Sochta Raha K...

Pappu sochta raha
::
sochta raha
::
sari zindagi sochta raha aur
sochtey sochtey hi mar gaya
K
Meri behan k 4 bhai to mere 3 kyun?

Tu Apni Wafaon Ki kahani Na Sunaya Kar

Too baar baar apni wafaon ki
kahani na sunaya kar Faraz
,
,
,
Ik tay pely inni tension ey,
ut'toon teray rolay nai mukday

Larai Hone Wali Hai...

Pappu: Jaldi 1 glass
juice do larayi hone wali hy.
1 glass peene k bad,,,
1 glass or do larai hone wali hy.
Juice wala: larai kab hogi?
#
Pappu:jab tum paisay mango gay:-

Sent message Kya Hota Hai?

Friend: Yara Ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya Hota Hai?
!!
Pappu: Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai
"SENT MESSAGE"Ka Matlab
Khushbu Wala Message Hai.

Tumhari Maadri Zuban Konsi Hai?

Police Afsar Sardar Se:
Tumhari Maadri Zuban Kon Si Hai?
Pappu: Koi Nahi.
..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
Pappu: Meri Ammi Goongi Hai.

Mujhe apni breslet de do

Girl to Pappu: Mujhe apni breslet de do
main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi
::
Pappu: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena
k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.

Main Jangi Jahaz Uraonga

Pappu: jab main bara ho jaonga to
jangi jahaz urraon ga
Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga
k tum kis jahaz mein ho?
...
Pappu: jab main yahan se guzronga
to bomb phenk donga.

Pappu Hathyaar Phaink Kar Bhaag Gaya

Pappu fauj me bharti howa,
2 din baad jang shru hogai...
Pappu ki topi par goli lagi,
Pappu hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola
!!
"Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi hai"

Shadi Se Pehle Ye Theek Nahi

Pappu Was Trying To Kiss
Her Girl Friend In The Park...
Girl Friend:
"Please Shadi Se Pehle Ye Sab Theek Nahi."
...
Pappu:
"Don't Worry I'm Married...."

Kuta Gaari K Nechay Betha Huwa Tha

Aik kuta aik gaari k
nechay baitha hua tha...
Pappu ny daikha,,,
aur kuttay ki taangain Pakar kar
bahir nikaal kar bola...
:::
"Baar nikal oye vada tu Micanic."

It Happened in a Hospital ICU

It happend in a hospital ICU.
Patients died in same bed every sunday at 11am.
It puzzled the Doctor
It was something super natural
Worldwide expert team was
formed to iinvestigate the cause.
:::
Next sunday few minutes before 11am
All Doctors & Nurses waited to see what it was
Some were holding prayer books
& holy objects to ward off evil
..
Than
Suddenly
Pappu,
Part time sunday sweeper, entered the ICU,
unplugged the life support system
&
plugged in his vaccum cleaner.

Twadi Biwi Twade Dost Naal...

Pappu Twadi Biwi
Tawade Dost Naal Baagh Wich Milan Gae Ay...
...
Pappu Baagh Ki Taraf Bhaga
Wapis Aa K Kehne Laga....
'Ja Chawla O Mera Dost Nae Koi Hor Ay':-

Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai Kya?

Pappu: O,yara main is kamray main
nai rahonga mujhe pagal samjha hai kia?
Paisa itna diya or kamra itna chota sa.
~
Waiter: Sir ander to chalen ye lift hai .!.

Tusi chatt te beh jao

Pappu Bus Te Betha Te Bus Full c...,
Condector: Pappu! Tusi Chatt Te Beh Jao.
::
Pappu:Bohat Ache!
Main Chatt Te Beh Jawan Te
Tusi Thalon bus le Jao.

How would you escape?

Interviewer:
Imagine that u r in a room
with all the doors & windows shut
& the room caught fire, How would u escape?
@
Pappu:Very simple, I'll stop imagining:-)

Tumhen Konsa Role Pasand Hai?

Pappu: Yaar mainu film
vich kam karran da bara shook aey.
::
Friend: Tainu role kerra pasand aey??
Pappu:Ch¡cken RoLe...

Pappu Was Weeping

Pappu was weeping,
Admi: Q roty ho?
Pappu: meri murghi mar gae hy
#
Admi:mera baap mar gya magar me to nai roya
Pappu: O tera peyo keraa anday denda si....

Main tum se ziada janta hoon

Friend (Pappu) se:
Me Tennis k barey me
Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.
*
Pappu: Acha te aey duss k
Tennis de Net wich
kinnay Moray honday ne....:-)

Mein Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti Tou...

Pappu adaalat me:
Bachpan Me Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aaj Ye Din Na Dakhna Parta
!!
Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa?
Pappu:Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To
tujhe Kaise Bataon.!

Main Apni BV Nu matric Kraai

Friend:
Main apni BV nu Matric kraai,
F.Sc kraai, B.Sc kraai, M.Sc kraai,
Nokri v lagvaya, hor ki kraan?
::
Pappu:
Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kara dey..

Body Aa Gayi Hai?

Pappu ka parosi mar gaya,
Wo uske ghar aya aur pucha- body aa gai kya?
Itfaq se usi waqt body lekar ambulance aa gai
...
Pappu: lo daso kini lambi umar ay.

Aag Nahi Bujhi

Pappu in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Pappu: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
::
Pappu: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Agar Mere Hath Mein Hukumat Ho...

Pappu:
Agr mere hath me hukumt ho to
Main MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
...
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo,
Subha se meri pehn k ghom rahe ho

Speed Kion Vadha Diti Ae?

Pappu ki BV:
Kyun ji, Tussi car di speed
kyun vadha ditti ae?
::
Pappu:
Break fail ho gayi hai,
accident hon to pehle hi
ghar pohanch jaawan ge

Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal...

Pappu dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi.
...
Pappu: Main nikal leta hoon.
Dr: wo kaise?
...
Pappu: Hee hee hee hee hee hee...

Pappu Goes To New Job

Pappu goes to new job...
1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer
Boss was hapy & asked what u did ?
:::
Pappu: keyboard te ABC
agy pichy lagi c o khol k sidi keti...

Mujhe Ye Samajh Nahi Aati

Pappu said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k
log maheena maheena kaisy nahi nahatay?
#
Mujhy to 28vein din
kharish hona shuru ho jati hai"....

Pappu ne challenge kiya k...

Pappu nY Chalnge Kia...
k Vo Minar E pakistan Ko
Sir Par Utha kar India ja Skta hY,
Hazaron log Ekathe ho gaYe
::
Pappu Bola "Inu Chuk k Mery Sir tY Rakho"

Izzat naal bulana chai da

Pappu to his father: "Aba, ethey aa ja".
His mom: "beta, abay nu izzat naal bulana chai da".
...
Pappu: "Abba, izzat naal ethey aa ja"!,

Paani Ka Istimaal Ziyada Karen

Pappu Bathroom Mein Betha Tha...
Saamay Likha Tha..
Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istimaal Karain
::
Pappu Bethay Bethay 3 Lotay Pee Geya

Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi

Driver:
Pappu G!
Petrol Muk Geya Ay Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi

Pappu:
Ohho!
Chalo Koi Gal Nae Wapas Morr Lo:-

Meri Itni Zameen Hai K...

Zamendaar:
Meri Itni Zamen Hai K Main Apni Car Par Niklon
Tou Shaam Tak Aadhi Zamen Par Pohnchta Hon

Pappu:
Yaar Haath Milao
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Purani Car Thi

Agar 2 Peepal K Poudon Ko...

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal Ke Paudon Ko
Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye
Tou Us Rassi Ko Kiya Kahen Gay?

Pappu:
Us Rassi Ko Bolan Gay
"Nokia Connecting Peepal"

1 Liter Bhens Ka Dhood Dena..

Pappu: Aik Litr Bhens Ka Doodh Dena..
Doodh Wala: Tumhara BArtan Chota Hai.
...
Pappu: Oh! Shit, Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do:-

Beta Tu Shair Da Putta Hai

Pappu To His Son:
Beta Tu Shair Da Puttar Hai Shair Da...

Son:
Papa School Mein Miss B Yehi Bolti Hai
K Tum Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulaad Lagte Ho:-

Kon Bol Raha Hai?

Pappu Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kiya Or Poocha:
Kon Bol Raha Hai?
...
Udher Se Jawab Mila:
Main Bol Raha Hoon.

Pappu:
Ye Tou Kamaal Ho Gaya
Edher Se Bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

Meri Dictionary Mein ...

NEPOLEAN:
"Meri Dictionary Mein
'Impossible' Ka Word Nahi Hai"
...
Pappu:
Khotyia Vaikh K Lainy See

Aap Ne Mujhe Pehchana?

Pappu ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi larki se kaha:
Ap ne pehchana mujh ko?
Larki: nahi.
::
Pappu: main wohi hoon jisko
aap ne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha..

Biwi aur Batiyon ka khayal nahi aya?

Police to Pappu:
Tumhein chori karty waqt apni biwi
aur betiyon ka khayal nahi aaya tha?

Pappu: Khyal te aya c janab,
per dukan wich saari mardana variety c..

Tum Koi Bahaduri Wala Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Admi: Tum bhaduri wala konsa kaam kar sakte ho?
Pappu: Main saanp k saath khel sakta hoon.
...
Admi: Wo kese?
...
Pappu: Mere mobile mein
snake wala game jo hai!

2000 Nae 1500 Thay...

Pappu: Kal koi meri biwi k
purse se 2000 le gaya...
::
Friend: Jhoot bolta hai
1500 thay main ne ghar ja k ginay thay
::
Pappu: Paise ka masla nahi hai
bus tu admi ka pata kar:-

Pappu Zebra Crossing Pe...

Pappu zebra crossing pe
bar bar idhar se udhar chal raha tha...
But
Wo soch kya raha tha?
Think!
?
?
?
A piano wajda kyon nai?

Pappu Ki Amma Gum Gai

Pappu ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi....
Wo apni amma k sath manat maangne gaya,
..
Mazaar par uski amma gum gai..
Pappu bola: guru g!
Apni tou mili nae abba ki bhi gai

Main Ghar Nae Aa Sakda

Pappu calls wife: Main ghar nae aa sakda....
Car di stering, gear, chori ho gae ay!
..
After some time he calls again:
"Aa riya wan, pehley pechli seat te beh gaya c:-

Cockroch K Liye Powder Le Lo

Sales Man: Pa ji cockroch k liye powder le lo,
...
Pappu: Na pa ji cockroch nu ena v free nai karna...
'Aj powder lay dita tay kal body spray mangey ga':-

50 Rupay Hein Tumhare Paas?

Fakeer: ary baba kuch de do bohut bhoka hoon..
Pappu: 100 rupey dekhte hoey bola:
50 rupe hain tumhare paas?
..
Fakeer khush ho kar g hein...
..
Pappu: ty mama pehle o ty kharch karly-

Pappu Class Mein Hans Raha Tha

Pappu class mein hans raha tha...
::
Ek larka bola: Stand up! kon ho tum?
Pappu bola: tum kon ho?
Larka: Main monitor hoon...
::
Pappu: Main C.P.U hoon.

Pappu Hospital K Bar Ro Raha Tha

Pappu hospital k bahir ro raha tha...
...
Kisi ne pocha k kyun ro rahay ho?
...
Pappu: Puray 20 saal baad bacha paida huwa
O v nikka jiya!

Accident Kese Huwa?

Pappu ko road accident
karne par pakar liye gaya...
..
Judge: Accident kaisy hua?
..
Pappu: O pata nai ji main te suta hoya c......

Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati?

Judge: Tum teesri baar adaalat mein
aa rahey ho tumhein sharam nahi aati?
::
Pappu: Ha ha ha ha
Tum roz aatey ho, tumko aati hay?

Mujhe Arrest Kar Lo

Pappu Police Station gaya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo, Main ne
apni bv k sar pe danda mara hay.
..
Police: Wo mar gai kia?
..
Pappu: Nae wo to bach gai,
ab meri khair nae!

Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle

Pappu bandooq le kar
machli ka shikar karne jungle mein gaya!
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Chor yaar tu bhi Pappu nikla,
Joke tou oper hi khatam ho gaya tha.

Main aur Meri Girlfriend shadi...

Pappu Friend se: Main aur meri
girlfriend shaadi kar rahay hain?
..
Friend: Woww Shaadi kab hay?
..
Pappu: Meri 7 October ko or uski 13 November ko.

Aap Gaye Kyun Nahi?

Man: Aap k dost ka
intikaal ho gaya hay aap gaye kyon nahi?
..
Pappu: Haramkhor ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

Jin Ka Bacha

Elaan ho raha tha aik bacha mila hai
jin ka hai aa kar le jayen
...
To Pappu aaya kehne laga.....
Mujhe bhi dikhao jin ka bacha kesa hota hai

Pizza K Kitne Piece Karne Hein?

Pappu pizza leney bakery gaya
::
Bakery wala: Sir pizza k
4 piece karney hain ya 8?
...
Pappu: 4 kar dyo
Pata nae 8 khady v jandy ny k nae.

Where is Abu Dhabi?

Friend: Where is abu dhabi?
...
Pappu: Jithay ammi dabi uthay hi abu dabi.

Ek wari I Love You keh de

Pappu: Preeto, ek waari 'I Love You' keh de
Preeto: Nahi keh sakdi
..
Pappu: Sirf ek waari
Preeton: Nai na, menu sharam aandi aey
..
Pappu: Vekh le fer meri pain nai?

Translate this into English

Teacher: Translate this
punjabi sentence into english...
"Ethay anni pai hoi aye"
::
Pappu: A blind girl is sleeping here

Ye Konsa Fasion Hai?

Pappu apni ammi ki kameez aur
baap ki dhoti pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha
..
Ek admi ne pocha: ye kia fasion hy?
Pappu: "Full Mummy Dadi"

Jis Ko Sunai Na De Usay...

Teacher: jis ko sunaai na de,
usay english mein kiya kahen gay?
::
Pappu: jo marzi keh lo,
us unno kerha sunaai dena ae.

Pani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye

Doctor: Bchay ko paani dene
se pehle ubaal lena chahiey
...
Pappu: Woh tou theek hy par
ubaalne se bcha mar tou nahi jaye ga?

Ye sasti kyun Hai?

Costumer: ye Cow kitne ki hay?
Pappu: 30,000 di 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay
..
Costumer: aur ye doosri?
Pappu: 10,000 di, 2 saal wich 5 bache dendi ay
..
Costumer: ye sasti kyun hay jab k
ye 2 saal mein 5 bachay deti hay?
..
Pappu: janab, character vi koi cheez hondi ay

Chashme K Sath 75 Kg

Doctor: aap ka weight kitna hay?
Pappu: Chashme k sath 75 kg
...
Doctor: heraan ho kar...
Aur chashme k bagher?
...
Pappu: Mujhe dikhai nahi deta.

Pappu G Aap K Gurday Fail...

Doctor: Aap k
gurday fail hogaye hain
...
Pappu: Ha Ha Ha what a joke
Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi

Barish Ka Paani Baalti Mein...

Pappu: 1 baalti mein paani
le kar ja raha tha k barish shuru ho
gai aur barish ka paani
baalti mein chala gaya.
...
Pappu: O tawadi khair!
sara paani geela ho gaya.

Bathroom Di Light Aapi Jal Gayi

Pappu:
amma, raat main bathroom
da darwaza kholiya te light
aapi jal gae
::
Amma: way haraam diya,
tu fair frej wich mutar kar ditta.

Bijli Kion Chamakti Hai?

Teacher to Pappu:
Ye btao k barish k saath
bijli kiyun chamakti hay?
...
Pappu: Iss liye k ye pata chal sakay k
kon kon c jaga sookhi reh gai hay.

Please Speak English

Pappu to Doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gya hai
Doctor: I don't know urdu plz speak english
::
Pappu: My londa gironda from hero honda

Mujhe Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo

Girl: Mujhe ek aisa husband chahiay jo
achi achi baten kare hansi mazaq kare or
raton ko mujhe songs sunaye
...
Pappu: Tusi husband nu maro goli FM Radio le lo

1857 Ki Jang Mein Dushmano Ki Taangen

Pappu: Mere dada ne 1857 ke jang mein
dushmano ke taangen kaat de then
..
Dost: Gardaney kyun nahe kaaten?
Pappu: Wo koe pehle he kaat gaya tha.

Pappu Ko Job Se Nikaal Diya

Pappu k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,,,
Pappu roz us k ghar k samney potti kar atta
...
Dost: ye kia harkat hy?
Pappu: Usey btana chahta hon k
bhooka nahi mar raha.

Sabaq Parh Tou...

Teacher: Sabaq parh tou
sadakat ka imanat ka sharafat ka..
...
Pappu: Lo, ker lo gal,
Apna sabak te yaad nae honda
tay hun ina da v asi kriye..

Sweetest Line In Love

One of my sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hun,
tum bhi kho jao,
English translation:
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"...I am lost, U also Get lost..."

True Fact

True Fact:
Waqt Par Adat Na Badli To
Wo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai
Or
Agar waqt par Girl Freind Na badli To
Wo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai ;-)

When Someone Touches You

When someone touches u
& u don't feel it, its ignorancé.
When someone touches u
& u feel it. Its love..
And
When nobody touches u & u feel it,
Its "kharish"...:)

Kuch Samajh Aayi?

Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness
..
Kuch samjh aayi ?
Nahi!
To Phir samjho
"Kala shah kala
Mara kala ha dildar
Goryan nu dafa karo"

1 Mark Kahan Gaya?

Wife:
Aji Sunte Ho,
Paros Waly Ahmad Sahab KI Beti Ko
Maths Mein 99 Marks Milen Hein.
Husband:
Arey Wah, Par 1 Mark Kahan Gaya?
::
Wife:
Wo Hamara Beta Laya Hai.

Main Khuwab Dekhta Hoon K

1st Pagal: Main Aksar Khuwab Dekhta Hoon
K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dosra Aasman Par Hai...
...
2nd Pagal: Is Tarah K Khuwab Na Dekha Kar
'Shalwar Phat Jaegi'

Short But Meaningful

'Short But MeaningFul'
...
Teacher: Beta, Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hein?
Pappu: Jo Ammi Kehti Hein.
..
Moral: "Run Mureed"

Types Of Kiss

{ Types Of Kiss }
~A Blessed Kiss Iz On Head
~A Sweet Kiss Iz On Cheeks
~A Passionate Kiss Iz On Lips
~A Romantic Kiss Iz On Neck
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But
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~The Hotest Kiss Iz On
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"ISTIRI"
Try It
It's Really Hot !!

Most Heart Touching Line

Most Heart Touching Line In The World...
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"Msg Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance
Plz Recharge Ur Acount & Try Again"

Agar Aap Ko Afsoos hai K

Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K
Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar
Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...
.
Tou Ek Kaam Karen,
.
30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein
Ja Kar Beth Jayen
Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega:-

Two Words In Your Life

There are two words in your life
that will open many doors for you . .
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PUSH & PULLL ...

You Product Is Not According To...

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry
& Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
..
The smart father-in-law Replied:
"1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

Tabedaar Ka Jumla Bnao

Teacher: "Taabedaar" Ka Jumla Bnao.
Student...
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"Japhi ghut k jay paavein ik war gujra,
sari zindagi ravaan gi taabedaar gujra"

Tumhare Abbu Ka Naam?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Student: CNG
:
Teacher: Kya Matlab?
Student: Chaudhry Nawaz Gujjar

If You Want To Be Great

There is famous saying that...
"If You Want To Be Great,
U Must Walk With Great People"
And
Seriously I've no objection
if you want to walk with me:-

Sensible Message

Public toilet mein bethy admi ko
sath wale toilet se aawaz aai:
Kiya haal hein yaar?
Wo ghabra k bola Fine! theek hoon.
.
Aawaz aai kiya kar rahay ho?
Woh admi bola: Tumhari tarha betha hoon!!!
.
Aawaz aai main aa jaon abhi tumhare paas?
Woh admi(ghabra kar): Oh! Na Na Na.
Main bohut busy hoon.
.
Then aawaz aai:
Yaar main tum ko baad mein
call karta hoon...
Pata nahi kon kutta dosray
toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai.

Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines

Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines
Said By A Truly Loving Girl,
to her Lover at Break-Up...!
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Dafa Ho Mar Ja Manhoos,
Kadhay Mein Ja K Gir...
Keeray Paray Tujhe:-

Bus aur Larki, Rakhsha aur Larkay

Boy:
Bus aur larki aik jaise hotey hein,
1 jati hai tou dosri aa jati hai.
...
Girl:
Rakhshay aur larkay 1 jaise hotey hein,
1 ko bulao 4 chaley aatey hein.

Aapki Meri Khobsurti Achi Lagti Hai Ya

Wife:
Aapko meri khobsurti
ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
::
Husband:
Mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaq
ki aadat bohut achi lagti hai:-

Just One Joke For Now

I have lots of jokes in my inbox
But I can't send you all of them
It will take alot of time
So I am sending you just one joke...
..
..
..
..
..
..
'U R so SwEEt'

Stages OF Marriage

4 stages of marriage:-)
"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"
"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"
"MAD AT EACH OTHER"
..
..
"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER... !

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe...

SUNA HAI AaP Ki Muskhurat Pe
Har Koi MARTA HAY
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Zara time nikal k ao na
Ek Chooha marwana hai...!

Tumhari Zaat Kya Hai?

Teacher: Tumhari zaat kya hai?
Student: Pehlay hum Butt thay..
Phir Jutt huwey..
Phir Rana ho gaye..
Ab hain darzi..
Aagey Ammi ki marzi.

Tamatar Khao

Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Faqir: Roti dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
..
Faqir: Tamatar He q khaon?
ADMI ki Wife: Abay ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy 'KAMA kar khao'!

Apun Ko Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Munna bhai: Yaar sirkit
apun ko ek nurse se pyaar hogeya hai
Usko letter mein kya likhun?
..
Sirkit: Bindas likhne ka
'Sister I Love You'
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Tumhara,
Munna Bhai

She came, I Ignored Her

She Came..
..
I Ignored Her
..
She Smiled
..
I Kept Quiet,
..
She Began To Speak
..
I Didn't Listen,
And Then...
..
She Began To Leave
..
I Realized The Loss
And
Shouted With Pain
..
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Miss...!
Meri Attendance Reh Gai:-

Height Of Tension

!!Height of Tension!!
You take blade and write
your lover's name on your arm
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& make a spelling mistake

Aapki zara si laparwahi

Agar Aap Ko Koi Anjaan Parsel Mile!
Tou Usey Na Kholeyn!
Usmey Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai
...
Aur Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi
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Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai:-

Khofnaak Mummy

Son:
Papa! Kiya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Hein?
Father: Nahi Beta, Kion?
::
Son:
Tou Phir Ye Aap
Itni KhofNaak Mummy
Kahan Se Layen Hein..?

King Of Centuries...

King Of Centuries,
Beloved Of My Father,
Support For My Mother's Heart,
My Brother Is Sit On A Horse...
..
Samajh Aayi?
..
Nahi?
..
Don't Worry
English Samajhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi
Aap K Liye Punjabi Version...
...
Desan Da Raja Mera Babul Da Pyara
Ambri De Dil Da Sahara
Ni Veer Mera Ghori Charhera:-

Chup Ho Ja Warna...

5 Bachon Ki Maa Teesri Shadi Kar Rahi Thi...
Nikah K Waqt Chota Bacha Ronay Laga
Or Dulha Dar K Bhaag Gaya...
Kion....???
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Kion K Maa Boli:
Chup Ho Ja,
Warna Agli Dafa Saath Nahi Laon Gi:-

Fantastick Signboard On Highways

A Fantastic Signboard on Highways
For Encouraging Slow Driving
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"Mr Late"
is always better than...
"Late Mr" :))

Tum School Late Kion Aaye?

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 Bajay Shru Hota Hai,
Phir Dair Kion Ki?
::
Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen,
Log Shak Karte Hein...

Dunya Chaand Par Pahuch Gayi Hai.

1 Charsi Bhang Bana Raha Tha,
1 Admi bola:
Yaar Dunya Chaand Par Pahunch Gayi,,
Aur Tum Abhi Tak Bhang Bana Rahay Ho..
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Charsi:
Main Bhi Ye Pee K Bas Nikalnay Wala Hoo'n.

Sub Kuch Chor Diya Tere Liye

Boy:
Apne Ghar Walo'n Ko Chor Diya Tere Liye,
Sab Se Rishta Tor Diya Tere Liye,
Tu Ne Aaj Tak Kia Kiya Mere Liye?
Girl:
Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye:-

Somasay mein Larki Ka Baal

1 Aadmi: Samose wale se:
o bhai apke samose me se
larki ka baal nikla hai,
:
Samose Wala:
Abay to kya 6 rupe me
pori larki nikle gi:?

Tenses Ki Misaalen

Teacher: Bacho past present
Or future tenses ki koi misal do.
Jese k,
Main khubsurt thi,
Khubsurt hoon Khubsurt rahun gi
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BaCHA: Apko wehm tha,
Wehm ha, or wehm rahy ga.

Ye msg na parhen

Kamzoor dil walay
yeah msg na parhein na amal karein.
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"DOST"
500 ka balance tou dalwa do.

Ohm's Law?

Teacher: Tell ohm's law?
Student: I dont know full,
I just know last part of it..
Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.
Student:
:
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This is called ohm's law... =P

Car mein jaonga tou rob parega

Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabi den
college mein function hay,
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Dad: Q?
Son:10 lakh ki car me jaon ga rob parega
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Dad: Ye lo 10 rupay
48 lakh ki bus me jao
ziada rob parega.

I can't sell you that

Man at medical store: "I need poison!"
Chemist: "I can't sell u that
until u have prescription.
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"Man showed his Nikaah Nama.
Chemist: "Oh..! Ok." yeh lo..

Smallest Resignation Letter

World's smallest resignation letter
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"Dear Sir,
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aaaakh thoo.
Thank You

Have A Confession To Make

I have a confession to
make ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST.........!! GHOST............ !!

Bewafa Dost Se Acha Tou Khusra Hota Hai

Bewafa Dost sy acha to
Khusra hota hai Faraz
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Jo zulm to sehta hay
lekin baghaawat nahi karta